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[apocalypsos]

I'm sick of only being hit on offline by guys I wouldn't date even with standards low enough to lick a snake's belly.

I'm sick of everybody in my family being singularly focused on my love life and lack thereof the same way they used to be singularly focused on my college career and lack thereof.

And most of all, I'm sick of being too fucking lazy to finish the rewrite on "Dead Men in Dark Suits" so I can get the goddamn thing published.

*seethes*

Bad mood? Why, yes ... yes, it is. *stomps off to rewrite until my eyeballs explode*

EDIT: I just knocked my keyboard off its stand. It took the computer speaker with it, which took the mouse with it, which very nearly took my DVD player with it. That the tumbling-to-the-floor of stuff didn't keep going through the apartment and out the front door into the streets until it knocked over the Washington Monument comes as far greater of a surprise than it should.

Oh, yeah, it's going to be one of those days. *sigh*

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[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

*sends huggs, chocolate, and chainsaws*

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, it's going to be one of those days. *sigh*

A word of advice? Don't edit any of your work today. Trust me, you'll regret it. Those kind of days, you just need to stick the manuscript back in the drawer.

[cleobourne.livejournal.com]

oh gracious. Seems I had an abundance of that happen yesterday. Ya, I managed to knock over a cup of steaming hot coco from across the kitchen with a rouge butter knife:spilled the 20.00 brand new jar of baby formula:got all over my bacon I was fixin to cook. ya it was terrific. So misery loves company dear, I can relate. It must be a vortex or something sweeping the states. Bc come to think of it,my RM busted a LARGE)industrial sized) refillable whipped cream containter which exploded all over the back of her resturant.lmao (..oh I don't mean to laugh at her pain...)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I think I'm making up for having a good Monday yesterday by having a real Monday today. *sigh*

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I know the kind of day you mean.

Free advice?

No matter how much you want to, no matter how much of an asshat they're being, no matter how much better it would make you feel, don't kill anybody. Trust me. Days like this, you'll just get horrible bloodstains all over your favourite top, and then put your back out trying to shift the body.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Can I at least verbally defecate on someone's ancestry? I think I can get through the day if I at least have that to fall back on.

[mystic-savage.livejournal.com]

Color me selfish, but I'm just glad it's someone else's turn.

(There. Feel free to curse my ancestry at will.)

Virginia

[theliel.livejournal.com]

Heh.
just politly, and subtly, suggest that the next time this subject is braught up by anyone in the faimly that you are making an appointment right that fucking minute to get your tubes tied.
if they ever wish for grandkids you can scare the hell out of them this way:)

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

... Well, I can't think of any way that would backfire horribly on you. Just check with both your parents that they haven't given any children up for adoption first.

Although, given the body of your post, this might not be a good time to make such an inquiry.

Ah, hell, life is a risk. Go for it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_redpanda_/]

Try this. I just found it. *grins wickedly*

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

Snakes are actually quite finicky and probably wouldn't let these guy lick 'em, either. FYI

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

The last time I went home, my cousin Laurie told me, "You'd better never come out and tell your mother you're a lesbian." I was so tempted to say, "So when I do come out, I should just keep it a secret, then?"

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*giggles hilariously* OMG, I just realized Don & Mike were giving that out as as their email address on the show the other day.

It's so horrible to get a joke days later, but still. *snerk*