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apocalypsosWhy I love Television Without Pity.
Is it eight o'clock yet? I'm so dying to see tonight's episode of TAR. What I'm hoping is that tonight's episode isn't another non-elimination leg, because I want to see Millie and Chuck get bitch-slapped into a nice hotel and a hella lot of "survivor's" guilt. Stupid virgins. I hope they get trampled by unicorns or eaten by vampires or tossed into a volcano as part of tonight's Roadblock.
So come to think of it, I actually do have to go to work tonight, if only because I have a remote control for a TV I sold a friend of mine and I have to make sure she gets it. Plus, I'm pretty sure they'd dock my final paycheck if I don't give them back my timecard and security card (don't correct me on that one,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fallofrain or digitalodyssey, because otherwise I'll just keep my lazy ass at home, thank you very much), so I get to take a ride down to Scranton at ten tonight.
Did I ever mention that Scranton has that artsy thing going on with the animal statues all over town? The city picked mules, as a nod to the old coal-mining days, and I think I'm the only one who's pretty freaking creeped out by it. It's like Scranton suddenly turned into the place where My Little Ponies come after they die.
My favorite is the one in front of the Times building, which is plastered in newsprint. It took me a while to figure out that yes, it was meant to be that way, and no, a sharp wind hadn't picked up the papers covering the bums sleeping in front of the courthouse and stuck them all to this one mule.
Then again, maybe they had. Maybe the artist was an incredibly lazy git who set the mule statue in front of the courthouse, doused it in Krazy Glue, then sat on the far end of the block and turned on a really, really big fan.
Is it eight o'clock yet? I'm so dying to see tonight's episode of TAR. What I'm hoping is that tonight's episode isn't another non-elimination leg, because I want to see Millie and Chuck get bitch-slapped into a nice hotel and a hella lot of "survivor's" guilt. Stupid virgins. I hope they get trampled by unicorns or eaten by vampires or tossed into a volcano as part of tonight's Roadblock.
So come to think of it, I actually do have to go to work tonight, if only because I have a remote control for a TV I sold a friend of mine and I have to make sure she gets it. Plus, I'm pretty sure they'd dock my final paycheck if I don't give them back my timecard and security card (don't correct me on that one,
fallofrain or digitalodyssey, because otherwise I'll just keep my lazy ass at home, thank you very much), so I get to take a ride down to Scranton at ten tonight.Did I ever mention that Scranton has that artsy thing going on with the animal statues all over town? The city picked mules, as a nod to the old coal-mining days, and I think I'm the only one who's pretty freaking creeped out by it. It's like Scranton suddenly turned into the place where My Little Ponies come after they die.
My favorite is the one in front of the Times building, which is plastered in newsprint. It took me a while to figure out that yes, it was meant to be that way, and no, a sharp wind hadn't picked up the papers covering the bums sleeping in front of the courthouse and stuck them all to this one mule.
Then again, maybe they had. Maybe the artist was an incredibly lazy git who set the mule statue in front of the courthouse, doused it in Krazy Glue, then sat on the far end of the block and turned on a really, really big fan.
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Date: 2003-07-24 02:56 pm (UTC)After all, I'm not your boss anymore. *cackle*
And what's this? Mules? My god... I am so glad I got out of there before my eyes beheld that. @_@
Oh, tell everyone I said hi. What made you decide to quit?
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From:You think *that* looks like the MLPs from hell...
Date: 2003-07-24 05:18 pm (UTC)Cait