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[apocalypsos]

It's Monday, nobody I know won the Powerball this weekend, and Fred Phelps is still alive but Christopher Reeve isn't. *grumbles*

Rec me a fanfic, an LJ post, a website ... anything. Tell me a joke, some amusing trivis, a funny anecdote ... anything. Write me a drabble, a movie review ... anything.

I have to leave for work soon, so I probably won't get to respond until tonight, but I'm going to have my email sent to my cell phone, so at least I'll be amused with LJ comments as the day goes on. :)

*shags friends list for good measure, then leaves the number for a very large Swiss bank account on the nightstand*

Comments

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Dogs in Elk

Always gets a laugh. Even from vegetarians, although they feel guilty afterwards.

[theliel.livejournal.com]

michelle tractenburg is 19 today, and fanbois are all over a hint of areola while she's dressed as a totall hussy.

i laughed for a good couple miniutes

http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/ is an interesting read

[sekari.livejournal.com]

well, I've got this. It's somewhat disturbing, but very silly.
before anyone askes, it's a uterus.

[mo-n-josh.livejournal.com]

When I first saw this a week ago, I immediately thought of you. Hope it helps.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

michelle tractenburg is 19 today, and fanbois are all over a hint of areola while she's dressed as a totall hussy.

AHHH *tears out eyes* SHE IS NOT 19 AND HUSSYISH SHE'S STILL TINY AND HARRIET THE SPY GARRRGH

*HIDES*

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Why hello, Professor Lupin! WARNING: Penis!

Pictures of David Thewlis from the movie Total Eclipse, slashing it up with Leonardo Dicraprio. WAY not work safe.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Here, have some webcomics. They kill time like nothing else. Plus, pretty drawings! Angsty, pretty boys! And girls!

Fallen - My favourite. It's all in colour, which is nice.

Strings of Fate - Some gorgeous god-type people.

Directions of Destiny - Pretty and strange...

Errant Story - Parody. Sort of. Whatever, its fun, and really, really long, so it kills loads of time.

[mayhap]

Made my ickle brother laugh pretty hard with this article that's a few years old:

Failure is impossible at poetry.com -- the website where every poem is a semifinalist.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slutknot_/]

The best webcomic known to man-Chopping Block

[snowpiratess.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH ICON LOVE!

*relurks*

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Right back at ya!

[snowpiratess.livejournal.com]

A new desktop background tends to cheer me up. Prettiest ones ever here: Pixelgirl

Also, I have kindof a mission to teach everyone the word Nonappropriability. Its the economic problem you and I cause by downloading mp3s. And a great way to sound like a smartass. Use it well!

[fyrdrakken]

Frankly, the first thing that popped to mind as worth passing along was the link to the French rugby player pics that I got from you in the first place. But some people are reccing webcomics so I'm going to suggest Something Positive.

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, this Monday isn't turning out to be good. Hey, if you need a Chris fix, there's always my Charmed Fic.

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

So to attempt to cheer you up a bit, here is a link to some Eddie Izzard icons:

http://www.livejournal.com/community/eddieizzard/804052.html

[tinylegacies.livejournal.com]

Here are a bunch of pics of Dom that barefootatkheb posted - there's a half naked shower pic in there :)

[thebitterguy]

On day, Hodja was at his home, when a neighbour came by.

Hodja, he said, I would like to borrow your donkey to carry my wood.

Hodja did not want to lend his donkey to his neighbour. No, he said, my son has taken my donkey to the village, so you cannot borrow him.

At that momen, Hodja's donkey let out a huge bray from the yard.

But Hodja, his neighbour asked, if your donkey has gone to town, what's that in your backyard?

Hodja turned on his neighbour and said, who are you going to believe, me or the donkey?

[theliel.livejournal.com]

nah. i never saw harriot, so she's always been buffy's (hotter) younger sister to me;)
it helps that she's almost the spitting image of a an ex.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

This weekend the George W. Bush Presidential Library burned to the ground. Both books were lost and the president was exceedingly sad as he had not finished coloring the second one.

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

No, dammit, she's not Harriet the Spy, she's Little Pete's friend Nona Mecklenberg!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

Coyote Shivers (Berko from Empire Records) is actually kinda hot. (http://img62.exs.cx/img62/1082/ashdkfijahCOYOTESHIVERSOMG.jpg)

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html

Recs

[tsuki-no-yami.livejournal.com]

Slap to The Head Fanfiction Reviews
http://www.livejournal.com/users/ficbitches/

Sexy Losers Webcomic
http://sexylosers.com/231.html

Televison Without Pity
http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/shows.cgi

Penny Arcade Webcomic
http://www.penny-arcade.com/view.php3

Baby's Named A Badg Bad Thing
http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/

[siegeofangels.livejournal.com]

I heartily recommend some chocolate milk, and the Cutest Computer Games Ever at orisinal.com. (http://ferryhalim.com/orisinal/)

I especially recommend Pocketful of Stars if you're feeling low.

[ampersand.livejournal.com]

Hallmarks of Felinity

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

First, a bit of self-plug : Denial, it happen after the third task in GOF, Harry's sleeping and Snape is almost cute-without-knowing-it.

the_leaky Harry Potter RPG, sex and alcool, with cutiness thrown in the middle (what, I like the cutiness).

And for comics:

http://www.catharsiscomic.com/ it has a talking dragon, a talking squirrel, a living pirate sock, living dust bunnies, and more!

http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/ : Role playing, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, and more all in lego. Plus physics lessons.

[nevergobck.livejournal.com]

this is an extremely long but utterly hilarious *true* story:

http://www.goodthink.com/writing/view_stories.cfm?id=11&page_id=2

read the whole thing--it's awesome.

[nevergobck.livejournal.com]

my favorite is the bee one :)

[misshallelujah.livejournal.com]

So, uh, you've all heard that old joke:

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One's white and plastic, and the other one holds your groceries.

Now there's a new one in the works:

Q: What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: You shouldn't leave either alone with young children.

Right, stop tossing those rotten tomatoes already, thank you very much! Here, I love this link: 8Legged Entertainment. Cooking shows hosted by an... octopus! :)

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

*icon*

[faith21.livejournal.com]

http://collegehumor.com/games/penguin.swf
http://www.boneland.com/fish/index.html
& the election de-stresser - http://www.miniclip.com/knockout.htm

[faith21.livejournal.com]

lmao

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

*griiiin*

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

**has a thought** Are you familiar with the work of Ursula Vernon? She's done some webcomics--you can get Irrational Fears free, though I can't seem to find the version on her site with commentary anymore, which is sad. Still, "For reasons even I am unclear, I am drawing myself as a chupacabra," pretty much stands on its own. I'd also be intensely surprised if you didn't love Gothbat (more of which can be found on her site). You can also read the first couple pages of Digger there. And then there's her regular art, which really doesn't deserve the name regular, as it's... it's.... Well, it.... Okay, this is the woman who did Valley of the Wang in an attempt to get phallic rock formations out of her system. This is the woman with paintings like "The Lurking Turnip" (...And it was then she realized that the turnip was following her.). And... "Fengor the Mauve could never figure out why the other wizards didn't take him seriously, but he knew all that would change once he managed to extract gold from a chicken." This is the woman who did a nude chupacabra pinup (furry pinups sell nicely) but couldn't resist adding a plush stuffed goat.

Her mind is not like our minds. **considers** Well, maybe it's sort of like your mind. At any rate, you can lose hours on a first time visit to her site:
http://www.metalandmagic.com/


"The domestic slug makes a beloved pet and valued member of the family--loyal, alert, good with the hatchlings. Stories of faithful slugs sliming their way across hundreds of miles to return home, or oozing into burning buildings to rescue those trapped inside abound. (Sadly, since the top speed of a slug is rather less than the top speed of a burning building, those latter stories rarely have happy endings, but everybody agrees that it's a really first rate effort on the part of the loyal slug.) Truly, the slug is lizard's best friend.

'Course, you gotta housebreak the little buggers first."

I bring you kitty love

[james-translate.livejournal.com]

Your daily dose of kitten :
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=kittenbreak

Two Lumps (a "3 times a week" webcomics) :
http://twolumps.keenspace.com/

The piglets game at orisinal.com (I see someone suggested the site to you already) is... oddly charming.

[erinlin.livejournal.com]

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/potterpuppetpals.html

Harry Potter Puppet Pals.
Funniest. Thing. Ever.

And I also recommend Ursula and Tako the Octopus (watch the one about chocolate chip cookies).

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

Yes! Pete+Pete!! I loved that show.