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apocalypsosRemember that Random Crappy Horror Movie Collection IIIVVAGFTHFJSXX I mentioned picking up yesterday?
"Crappy" is being generous. If the rest of the movies are as bad as this one ... *dies giggling* I feel like I'm watching a seventh-grader's class project. Well, except for the soft-core vampire porn. *goes back to laughing like a lunatic*
EDIT: Oh, I so have to TWoP-summarize this sucker to itty bitty pieces. *laughs hysterically*
HIGHLY AMUSED MOVIE CRITIC OF EDIT: If this is supposed to be porn, they're going to have to try to lower their expectations a tad. This is a little too much of an attempt at plot for porn.
"Crappy" is being generous. If the rest of the movies are as bad as this one ... *dies giggling* I feel like I'm watching a seventh-grader's class project. Well, except for the soft-core vampire porn. *goes back to laughing like a lunatic*
EDIT: Oh, I so have to TWoP-summarize this sucker to itty bitty pieces. *laughs hysterically*
HIGHLY AMUSED MOVIE CRITIC OF EDIT: If this is supposed to be porn, they're going to have to try to lower their expectations a tad. This is a little too much of an attempt at plot for porn.
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Date: 2004-10-16 08:21 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2004-10-16 07:59 pm (UTC)If holo-cover and no sign of Michael Keaton (as a snowman) doesn't do it for you, maybe this phrase will: Snowman shower sex scene with a relocated carrot.
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