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[apocalypsos]

Dear Bill O'Reilly,

I will give you that you are one of the most important news shows out there. I might not agree with you and think half of what you say is bullshit, but I still know lots of people listen to you, so I'll give you that much credit.

However, you are not THE most important talk show host out there. Sorry, but you're not.

Here is a rocket. Please climb in, strap yourself to a seat, set it off at a forty-five degree angle, and get the fuck over yourself.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. Please take all of the self-produced schlock you fling at people in an attempt to enslave followers and stuff them in an uncomfortable place like the back seat of a Volkswagen.

******

In other news, Oh-Woe-Is-Me-Ooooo is a Bush supporter. However, she's not bothering to vote. Darn! *fake disappointed finger snap*

Comments

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

not much of a supporter then, is she?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I get the impression from the way she's been talking that she thinks everybody else will a fine job voting Bush in without her and she doesn't have to worry about wasting time on it. *eye roll*

[yueni]

*coughs* but we don't mind this at all, do we, precious? in fact, we want all bush supporters to act like so, oui?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. :)

[roguechick.livejournal.com]

My dad thinks the same way as you co worker, but substitute Kerry for Bush. I begged him to register and vote for about 15 minutes with no success.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Arguing with parents is like trying to knock down a brick wall with a water pistol. You'll just make a mess and get frustrated.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

What you need to say to her is 'Stop being an American, you're making Americans look stupid'

[fyrdrakken]

What I keep thinking would be cute would be talking a Bush supporter out of voting by promising not to vote today either, so that our two non-votes will cancel out and save us both the time. (And just not mention that of course I'm not voting today anyway because I did it last week.)

[overloved.livejournal.com]

dood, where did the quote in your icon come from. that's the best thing i've ever heard.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

Something Positive Isn't it?

[fyrdrakken]

Image and quote are from Something Positive -- sorry I can't point you to the exact comic it's quoting (because I haven't got time for archive-sifting from work), but the whole thing is good.