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[apocalypsos]

Justin Timberlake might play Iron Man? Dear Hollywood executives, lay off the crack, if you don't mind. Thanks lots, TP.

I honestly have no idea why the hell I'm watching The Five People You Meet In Heaven, because other than the fact than the guy playing Young Jon Voight is really hot, I've got nothin'. Oh, and they showed a Lost commercial, but hell, why can't I just see the episode? (And I know people like Callum Keith Rennie, and he's in this, but he's playing a real ass, so you're not really missing much if you like him and you haven't been watching.)

Also, this will come as quite a shock, but Colin Farrell has a penis. Who knew? Obviously not worksafe, but still. The multiple "EW!" or "Meh" reactions amuse me immensely, because seriously, what the hell were these people expecting? It's not exactly like it's in action mode in that shot, and ... well, come on. (That was a complete thought, by the way, and not some kind of thinly veiled Subservient Flaccid Colin Farrell Penis request.)

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[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

I was hoping if I got to see it again, it would heal my leprosy.

Damn.

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Haha re: the "peeled" comment.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

*Clicks second link*

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Yep, it's a wang. Big deal.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I find it disturbing I'm getting Timberlake news from you. He's evil.

Which is of course why I love him.

That Tony Stark, aka Iron Man is only a minimum of 15 years older than La Timberlake, and has an iron heart and no rythem is a matter of film making conjecture.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

You know, Tom Cruise was looking at playing Iron Man for a while; suddenly, I'm feeling rather nostalgic.

[talmanes.livejournal.com]

I had heard that Tom Cruise was actually campaigning very hard for the role of Iron Man, as he is a huge fan of the comic books. We'll see.

As for the rest... Fuck all. I own one of those things. Unless it can cut diamonds or shoot bursts of flame, I'm not likely to give a shit.

[mice.livejournal.com]

I'm ignoring the Justin Timberlake thing. Because, really, what else can I do?

As for Mr. Ferrell and his Boy Wonder...let me put it this way, that would be the last hot dog in the deli I'd take home to devour. I know that circumcision isn't a big thing overseas (bonuses of dating a Brit!), but it looks like the end is beginning to mold or something...

[foreverrogue.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pretend I didn't read the Justin Timberlake thing. It's better for my brain.

I don't see what the big bruhaha is about Collin Ferrell's penis. A majority of men have them. It really shouldn't be such a shock to people.

[glitter-ninja.livejournal.com]

I am shocked! Shocked to discover that a man has a penis! This is completely unforgiveable. He should give it back, and apologize for worrying the owner of the penis needlessly. Very inconsiderate.

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

I know that circumcision isn't a big thing overseas (bonuses of dating a Brit!), but it looks like the end is beginning to mold or something...

That might be because it's a very low quality blow-up. >.>

Personally, I like it. One day, I'm going to walk up to him and go, "Lets have sex!" just so I can see his reaction.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

And most of the "EWWW" girls are slashers.

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FUCKING MORONS!

[velocityboy.livejournal.com]

umm, most slashers are virgins.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

I thought most slashers were bored housewives?

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

I'm killing myself laughing at all the American teenagers getting squeaky about a normal knob. Never saw the point of cutting bits off. Okay so you don't need a foreskin, but then... you don't need earlobes either, and cutting them off would make it easier to clean beind your ears.

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

Jeez, you'd think people had never seen an uncircumsised penis before.. *eyeroll*

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

As a slasher and a virgin, I'm going to chime in here and say this: If you write about men having sex(and using all the parts necessary for the act), and think that is sexy, then the place you are in where you go "EWWW PENIS" when you actually SEE one is a highly illogical place that I have never been in, thank god.

Then again, I've been on the Internet for seven years now. It takes a lot to faze me anymore. >D

-Callisto

[callie-chan.livejournal.com]

But then where do you put the earrings? (I suppose if you're a British guy, that's what the foreskin is for?)

Being the incredibly boring virgin that I am, I ought to thank the Internet for exposing me to a variety of penii so I won't have fits when or if I ever get into bed with a guy. I wonder who I made out the address on the card to?

-Callisto

[hereticorp.livejournal.com]

Timberlake is too young to be Stark damnit.

Cruise would work better, although I don't think anyone out there is really phenominially "Tony Stark." It's the same problem with Batman, there's no one that exemplifies the duality inherent in the character.

Tom Cruise or maybe Harrison Ford about ten years back.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

I know. I've been so baffled by that too. I mean, I'm also still of the unicorn-catching, dragon-offering kind, but given that I've written slash, I've done my research, so it wasn't like it was anything shocking. I mean, for heaven's sake, Wikipedia even has an article that covers this. So unless all these people are the "manhood" and "rod of love" types....

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

What happened to 'write what you know'? ;.;

Actually....

[sister-pink.livejournal.com]

I never had... but then I've never seen any naughty bits in real life, either (plus I'm a lesbian, so I probably won't be seeing one anytime soon [knock on wood {no pun intended.}]) I don't see what the big deal is. He's a guy. He has a dick. That dick has not been needlessly mutilated. So what? IMO, it looks a lot better than the few circumcised ones I've seen pictures. Why the 'eww'ness? Very strange.

Re: Actually....

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

I hadn't until a while ago, and yes, at first glance it's kinda 'gross' if all you've ever seen is cut ones.

*shrug* agreed on the mutilation. will not be circing my son(s).

I think it's what you were accustomed to seeing, if one then the other looks gross, and vice versa.