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Dec. 18th, 2004 07:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosBusloads of Kids Visit Jackson's Neverland Ranch -- You know, I've come to realize that I don't hate Michael Jackson because he might be a child molestor. I hate him because he's a fucking idiot. I'm being accused of child abuse, so I'll invite some kids to my house. Tomorrow, I'm going to commit an ax murder and then have the Lumberjack Olympics on my front lawn. Sheesh.
Gay Teen Expelled From High School -- Oh, for fuck's sake.
In U.S., 44 Percent Say Restrict Muslims -- ... the hell?! You know what stories like this remind me of? I think it was Patton Oswalt who pointed out that the average IQ is 100, which means that half of the population has a double-digit IQ. *sigh*
EDIT: Also, I listened to Bill O'Reilly again yesterday, and he seriously needs to have someone explain to him that liberals aren't going to outlaw Christmas and burn down every church in the country or something. No, really.
Gay Teen Expelled From High School -- Oh, for fuck's sake.
In U.S., 44 Percent Say Restrict Muslims -- ... the hell?! You know what stories like this remind me of? I think it was Patton Oswalt who pointed out that the average IQ is 100, which means that half of the population has a double-digit IQ. *sigh*
EDIT: Also, I listened to Bill O'Reilly again yesterday, and he seriously needs to have someone explain to him that liberals aren't going to outlaw Christmas and burn down every church in the country or something. No, really.
