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[apocalypsos]

Putting on a blindfold and my iPod, putting my music on shuffle, and just dancing around my bedroom as my idea of exercise wouldn't be half as amusing if it weren't that inevitably, every dance song that comes up when I do this is incredibly cheesy. For example, I just spent the past few minutes dancing like a goofball to "I'm Too Sexy". Boy, I hope my life is not reality entertainment in some alternate universe or I am so screwed. (*waves* Hi, alternate universe! Hope I get a cut of the T-shirt profits!)

You know, this would probably stop happening if I ... you know ... took "I'm Too Sexy" off my iPod. But if I did that, I'd have to take off "Baby Got Back" and "Rumpshaker", and there's enough disappointment in the world as it is.