It's Rabbit-Hole Day ...

[apocalypsos]

... and today I woke up to find out I'd turned into a puddle of tapioca pudding overnight. This is definitely going to make riding the bus to work an interesting concept.

Aaaaaaaand now I have to hose down my keyboard. Hmm. I may have to speak to the penguins about this.

Comments

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you call the good penguins. There was a news report this morning that someone near me has been passing out conterfeit penguins, and that just does noone any good, does it?

Oh! Have you tried adding cornstarch to yourself? It's a thickening agent, and might let you firm up enough to attain the consistency of "paste-like" rather than "gelatinous". Keep me updated, okay?

[marag.livejournal.com]

Hey, have the penguins been causing you problems too? I keep trying to convince them that my backyard just isn't big enough, but I think they've moved in to stay.

And the smell of all that fish is driving me nuts, I tell you.

But I guess it's better than the flying monkeys.

[elessar.livejournal.com]

Just be sure those penguins don't eat you. I hear they like tapioca pudding.

[stanharding.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, tapioca.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

I'm a close personal friend of the Emperor of the Penguins. His name's Keith. I'll just call him up and see if he can sort out this mess.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Are the Ninja Penguins?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Definitely better than the flying monkeys. It's bad enough cleaning dive-bombing crap off your car when it's not leaving dents, too.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's a trick question. All penguins are ninjas.

[digitalmeowmix2.livejournal.com]

im pretty sure those penguins are mine

Gimme back my pet penguinos!

and dont forget to send them in thier sunday school dresses

and please dont drip on my pink fluffy carpet

how to crank up the weirdness?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

nope, doesn't work in your lj either. and i know they are invading, i read about it on lj.

[blackperson.livejournal.com]

I wish I had pudding problems. It seems my campus is overrun with zombies.

[kijikun.livejournal.com]

Not the communist ones.