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[apocalypsos]

Another article about the celebrities rehearsing for the Oscars had this at the end of it -- Jake Gyllenhaal teamed with Ziyi Zhang of "House of Flying Daggers" to present an award where the nominees will all be gathered onstage before the envelope is opened a first for Hollywood award shows. "They're all going to be onstage? I like to hide in my seat if I lose," said Gyllenhaal as he teasingly formed an `L' on his forehead with his thumb and index finger.

THANK you. That's exactly why I hate this idea. Who the hell wants to be up on stage and then lose? I know it's the Oscars, but hell, that's embarrassing. Not only that, but now the losers have to put on a happy face, when half of the fun is watching some of the more amusing losers curse and get pissed that they lost before they cut away to the winner. (See Lauren Bacall for The Mirror Has Two Faces.)

EDIT: Oh, not another goddamn snowstorm. Dear Mother Nature, fuck off and die. Thanks bunches.

Also, have now moved on to The Shawshank Redemption. You know, I think writing I Seek A Silent Fortress has forever screwed up my viewing expectations for this movie. Hee. :)

Comments

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'Oh, not another goddamn snowstorm. Dear Mother Nature, fuck off and die. Thanks bunches.'

See, this is what you get for enjoying The Day After Tomorrow. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, if she's going to have a snowstorm, the least she could do is go all out. I want Apocalyptic Nightmare, I get Every Licensed Driver In DC Is Now Officially Insane. It's not fair, is what it is. ;P

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

No, what you want is to outrun the cold air (DUMBEST. MOVIE SCENE. EVER) with Jake Gyllenhaal. And then snuggle up in an abandoned library with Jake Gyllenhaal. And then videotape a hot guy of your choice making out with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Conclusion: If the snowstorm came with Jake Gyllenhaal? You'd be all like 'YAY SNOW.' :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yes ... yes, I would. Because everything is better with Jake Gyllenhaal. And to be honest, there aren't many things I hate that couldn't be improved by Dennis Quaid, either.

[bcgphoenix]

Mother Nature can fuck off and die only if I don't get at least one day off of school for this crap. Preferably Tuesday.

[cyprinella]

6-10 inches? Holy shite. Thank you posting that, I had no idea. Hm. Wonder if the panic will set in again and I"ll get out early if not off....

And it's so pretty outside right now...

[the-jackalope.livejournal.com]

Is it wrong that I am secretly hoping for so much snow we shut down for a whole week. I love snow and in my opinion we havn't had nearly enough this year.