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apocalypsosI swear I'm going to start handing out a card when I meet new people. And this is what will be written on it:
"Hi, my name is JENNIFER. Not Jenn, if you can help it, although I won't pitch a fit over it, and most certainly not Jenny. In fact, if you could just take these blue pills, you'll just forget the name 'Jenny' ever existed. And for the record, I am not now nor have I ever been a 'Jenny.' I was once a small blond girl with pigtails but not anymore, I'm not a female donkey, at no time has my phone number ever been 867-5309, and I will not yell, 'Run, Forrest, run!' on request."
I really shouldn't have to keep repeating this to new people. I introduce myself as Jennifer, so why is it so freaking difficult?
"Hi, my name is JENNIFER. Not Jenn, if you can help it, although I won't pitch a fit over it, and most certainly not Jenny. In fact, if you could just take these blue pills, you'll just forget the name 'Jenny' ever existed. And for the record, I am not now nor have I ever been a 'Jenny.' I was once a small blond girl with pigtails but not anymore, I'm not a female donkey, at no time has my phone number ever been 867-5309, and I will not yell, 'Run, Forrest, run!' on request."
I really shouldn't have to keep repeating this to new people. I introduce myself as Jennifer, so why is it so freaking difficult?
