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I am going to state an unpopular opinion.

If I ever go into a vegetative state while married, and it takes them over ten years to get around to pulling my plug, I really hope my husband hasn't been sitting next to my bed all that time. In fact, I'd really appreciate it if he'd come to the hospital for the unplugging straight from impregnating a stripper.

In other words, I really don't give a damn who my husband sleeps with after I'm pretty much deceased in my own eyes. :)

EDIT: Of course, that's an addendum to my rules of marriage that if Angelina Jolie (or whichever hot actress he likes) shows up at my front door and wants to run off with my husband, I completely understand and have no argument. That comes with the Johnny Depp loophole on my end, too. ;)
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