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[apocalypsos]

Bill O'Reilly just tried to argue that we can't have gay marriage because then the bisexuals will want to marry.

The stupid, it burns.

Comments

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

But I'm already married. Wait - does this mean my marriage isn't valid because I'm not straight?

[genepool23.livejournal.com]

Wha?????

That doesn't even make a lick of sense.

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I'll reply intelligently as soon as I stop laughing hysterically, I swear.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Does Good Ol' Bill even know what a bisexual IS? Or is he just banging the drum against polygamy?

"Those danged bisexuals! Why can't they stop having bisex!?!?"

[thornsilver]

Do you get a feeling that he doesn't know what "bisexual" means?

[lezopez.livejournal.com]

This is me (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v627/lezopez/GetFuzzy-20050216.jpg)

[fraught.livejournal.com]

Wait. That doesn't make any sense? Right? *reads it again* Nope, it still doesn't make any sense.

[namey.livejournal.com]

Yay! I have head explodey!

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

No..logic... must... *brain dies a little*

[beccak1961.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the same thing. Then again, I'm not only for gay marriage, I think bigamy should be legal, as long as everyone in the relationship is in agreement.

Oh noes!

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

It's brains like his that make me wonder how the earth hasn't already ceased to spin. *headdesk* Next week he'll be worried that dogs will want to drive cars because people are letting them ride with their heads out the window.

[norwegianne.livejournal.com]

Ok, I have no idea who Bill O'Reilly is, other than seemingly very ignorant of various things... but I have to say... WTF?

[nuptse.livejournal.com]

worddity

[holy-whatever.livejournal.com]

Obviously it has something to do with those dang perverts who are desecrating the holy act of sexual union (between a man and a woman) by having sex on bicycles.

[bibliotech.livejournal.com]

Too late, Bill! I already have! Here comes the Apocalypse!

[stevie-jane.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[valerie]

I can see the logical progression he's trying to stipulate (the bis will want to marry a man and woman), but if that's the case, why doesn't he just say gay marriage will lead to polygamy?

Not like most of his fans would have the brain capacity for logical leaps, anyway.

Re: Oh noes!

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

OMG! I love that line!

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Stupid mans make Puchiko cry.

[ginnytonnick.livejournal.com]

I wasn't supposed to marry? Someone should have told me before I went out and did it then.

[delwyncole.livejournal.com]

Huh? I'm having more trouble than usual with this logic that is not.

I have the solution for gay marriage...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

1. Tell the straight men - Less competition for the hot chicks, and are you complaining that women want to have sex with each other?

2. Tell the straight women - enjoy the pretty, and lets be honest... are you have been married for a while, isnt lesbian porn responsible for a lot of your sex life?

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

This is my head.

This is my keyboard.

dsjfosfansdbfiurbeg is the union between the two. Of course, only Massachusetts will see it as a marriage.

[astaria51.livejournal.com]

*snorfle*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

But ...

Oh, never mind.