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[apocalypsos]

The Grouch is going on a trip to Florida at the end of the month.

The Grouch: "Want anything from Florida?"
Me: "I don't know. The head of Jeb Bush on a pike, maybe?"
The Grouch: *laughs*
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud? *whistles innocently*

Well, hell, if we're going to have a "culture war," right? *eye roll*

EDIT: Today's Bill O'Reilly stupidity -- women don't like Star Wars. At all. Not a one. Because it's not real, and women know that.

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[timba.livejournal.com]

well, shit. Does that make me a man, or something all together more fun?

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

EDIT: Today's Bill O'Reilly stupidity -- women don't like Star Wars. At all. Not a one. Because it's not real, and women know that.

The hell? Is he on dope?!?

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

That's right, because there are no positive portrayals of powerful women in Star Wars who assert themselves as diplomats, fighters and political leaders while retaining their femininity.

Nope. Not a one. Zilcho.












Star Wars is the one with the Klingons, right?

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

It makes you a nerd, which is the most fun of all :)

[valerie]

*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I have no clue. I mean, I personally don't like Star Wars, but I know TONS of women who love it to bits.

[barbiejedi.livejournal.com]

But... I can bear children! So does that law thing trump Mr. Bill, or am I a hermaphrodite?

*will apparently have to seriously reconsider the whole gender thing now*

[timba.livejournal.com]

oh. Well that's okay then. :-D

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

So... I'm not a woman?

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

Today's Bill O'Reilly stupidity -- women don't like Star Wars. At all. Not a one. Because it's not real, and women know that.

And women HATE things that aren't real. That's why no women love Lord of the Rings, or watch television, or read books. It's why no women at all either read or write fantasy literature. I see. The whole world makes sense now.

In other words, what the holy flaming fuck?!

[elessar.livejournal.com]

Um, excuse me? I know about 15 women at my college ALONE who like it.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Is Mr. Bill mentally deranged?

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

Good effing Christ on a cross bleeding - my flatmate Emily is one of the biggest Star Wars geeks EVAR.

...idiot.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Does he actually *know* any women?

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

women don't like Star Wars. At all. Not a one. Because it's not real, and women know that.

I want to know what Bill O'Reilly is smoking. Because that stuff is STRONG.

Now if he had said women don't like the new movies because they suck, I wouldn't have as much of a problem with that. But WTF Bill? Half of my f-list is women who are huge fans of fantasy literature and the other half writes RPS. Trust me, we are fans of the Not!Real.

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

That's right. Star Wars IV certainly wasn't my favorite movie for ten years after I watched it. And it's not like I developed a lifelong fondness for Harrison Ford after seeing him play Han Solo. Never got hooked on Extended Galaxy novels or daydreamed about being a Jedi-- what am I, a boy?

I've never listened to Bill O'Reilly. I suspect it wouldn't be good for my blood pressure.

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

Nope, sorry. I'm not, either, so you're not alone. ;P

[timba.livejournal.com]

It's not that women hate things that aren't real. It's just that we are so busy having babies, cooking and keeping house that we don't have time to acknowledge them.

Oh, wait, I'm sorry. I got stuck in the 1950's for a second there..

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Is he on dope?!?

Oxycontin, isn't it? Which is synthetic heroin, so... yeah. He is on dope.

[jim-smith.livejournal.com]

So is he saying that, as a man, he likes Star Wars, and therefore doesn't know it's not real?

[chandri.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Them's fightin' words. *glares*

That man should have his larynx confiscted. *headdesk*

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

Well, I for one don't like Star Wars a bit, and I thank Mr. Oh, Really for telling me why. Now that documentary on infinite improbability space travel that came out last friday -- that I loved!

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

And exactly what is Bill O'Reilly smoking? Perhaps I should send him the research I've done for my thesis which states that most sci-fi fans are women.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

I love you.

[eleigh.livejournal.com]

Hmmm so the 40 some books, the 2 sets of movies, and the Trivial Pursuit game I have mean nothing. Damn. I knew I was a Star War geek but I didn't know that meant I turned in my "I have girl parts" card. Glad I don't listen to Bill O'Reilly.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

*looks down front of pants* Nope, that's not a penis there. And yet I dressed up as Princess Leia for Halloween when I was a kid and I call my boyfriend a scruffy nerfherder.

Huh. I guess I'm not a woman, then.

Hmmm, if you really want Jeb's head on a pike, come visit me and we'll storm Tallahassee.

Where in Florida is The Grouch going, anyway?

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

I must not be a woman then. Could have fooled me!

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

The fuck?

[storydivagirl.livejournal.com]

Bill hasn't met my friend then. she went to that convention in Indiana last month...but I'm pretty sure she knows it's not real. Hhmm....

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

This calls for that great Jon Stewart bit (reacting to the Texas bill against gay adoption): 'Yeah, y'know the funny part is I'M NOT FUCKIN' MAKING THIS UP.'

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I swear, I'm going to icon that one of these days.

[mike-smith.livejournal.com]

You're thinking of Rush Limbaugh. Although I'm starting to wonder about Bill, if this is the kind of stuff he has to say to pad out a half hour show. There was an election in England, they caught al-Qaeda's new #3 guy, and our top story tonight: "Women Presumed to Dislike Star Wars, No Evidence To Support This Whatsoever."

[lovedbythesun.livejournal.com]

I guess I should inform my friend Jo she's the first pregnant man in the world, then. < sarcasm > Her husband will be so thrilled. < /sarcasm >

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

Damn.

I have to inform my mom that she's my FATHER.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Husband? Oh no. If she's a man she can't have a husband. The world will implode. The Republicans said so.

[vass]

*screams. LOUDLY.*

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

Wow, I must have spntaneously grown a penis or something then...