Jacked from many on the friends list ...
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apocalypsosThe Friends List Fandoms I'm Not In/Shows I Don't Watch meme, TP style ...
Savage Garden: All rock bands start because the members need to get laid. Now that they're boinking one another, they don't have to have a band anymore.
Due South: There are several million cops named Ray, and they're all having sex with one another. Occasionally, they let the Mountie join in, but quite possibly only because he's in uniform and the Mountie title is situationally appropriate. There's a wolf running around, but I don't think he's involved with the Ray orgies. Unless there's something no one's told me about.
Queer as Folk: The only show where all of the guy characters being gay is actually part of the plot instead of being some vast subtext conspiracy between the actors and the writers.
Lotrips: Everybody on the LOTR cast is having sex with everybody else, and I wasn't invited. Therefore, I'm depressed.
The OC: Peter Gallagher and his eyebrows invite a hot homeless kid to move in so that his dateless son can pine adorably for his love. All of the girls are snobby yet beautiful wenches, one of whom was fathered by Tate Donovan. Tate's stealing money from his friends, quite possibly for Rembrandt treatments on his toothy smile.
Smallville: Lex and Clark need to hook up yesterday. Lana is a pink-clad, whiny bore, but Clark has a huge crush on her because a man destined to spend his entire adult existence wearing tights under his clothes can't possibly be gay.
Wrestling: Men with pecs bigger than my head and women with breasts bigger than my car beat the crap out of one another. If a select few of the male wrestlers don't get their shirts ripped off, a mournful wail comes from the bedroom next to mine.
Big Brother: People I definitely wouldn't like in real life are locked in a house for weeks on end. Which means they're not out on the streets with me, which gives me a happy.
American Idol: Clay is cool. Simon is snarky and British, and Paula Abdul is happy that for the past two years she hasn't had to live off Ramen noodles.
Firefly: It was a really cool show that got cancelled too soon about a spaceship where apparently the butt end lights up. My car does the same thing when I brake.
Alias: Jennifer Garner kicks everyone else's ass. Occasionally, she does so dressed up like she's going to a science-fiction convention. She's very hot and currently sleeping with Michael Vartan, so either all is right with the world or she's stealing someone else's hot guy and she should be stopped immediately.
Anime: I'd separate it by fandom, but all I ever really get is that there's always a girl in a sailor suit and a hot guy with gravity-defying hair and then someone shows cartoon boobs.
Savage Garden: All rock bands start because the members need to get laid. Now that they're boinking one another, they don't have to have a band anymore.
Due South: There are several million cops named Ray, and they're all having sex with one another. Occasionally, they let the Mountie join in, but quite possibly only because he's in uniform and the Mountie title is situationally appropriate. There's a wolf running around, but I don't think he's involved with the Ray orgies. Unless there's something no one's told me about.
Queer as Folk: The only show where all of the guy characters being gay is actually part of the plot instead of being some vast subtext conspiracy between the actors and the writers.
Lotrips: Everybody on the LOTR cast is having sex with everybody else, and I wasn't invited. Therefore, I'm depressed.
The OC: Peter Gallagher and his eyebrows invite a hot homeless kid to move in so that his dateless son can pine adorably for his love. All of the girls are snobby yet beautiful wenches, one of whom was fathered by Tate Donovan. Tate's stealing money from his friends, quite possibly for Rembrandt treatments on his toothy smile.
Smallville: Lex and Clark need to hook up yesterday. Lana is a pink-clad, whiny bore, but Clark has a huge crush on her because a man destined to spend his entire adult existence wearing tights under his clothes can't possibly be gay.
Wrestling: Men with pecs bigger than my head and women with breasts bigger than my car beat the crap out of one another. If a select few of the male wrestlers don't get their shirts ripped off, a mournful wail comes from the bedroom next to mine.
Big Brother: People I definitely wouldn't like in real life are locked in a house for weeks on end. Which means they're not out on the streets with me, which gives me a happy.
American Idol: Clay is cool. Simon is snarky and British, and Paula Abdul is happy that for the past two years she hasn't had to live off Ramen noodles.
Firefly: It was a really cool show that got cancelled too soon about a spaceship where apparently the butt end lights up. My car does the same thing when I brake.
Alias: Jennifer Garner kicks everyone else's ass. Occasionally, she does so dressed up like she's going to a science-fiction convention. She's very hot and currently sleeping with Michael Vartan, so either all is right with the world or she's stealing someone else's hot guy and she should be stopped immediately.
Anime: I'd separate it by fandom, but all I ever really get is that there's always a girl in a sailor suit and a hot guy with gravity-defying hair and then someone shows cartoon boobs.
