Hee. I love this quiz.
Sep. 8th, 2003 12:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYour Bush is the VILLAGE IDIOT!
For you, all of Bush's antics have one simple
explanation: He's dumber than a bag of hammers.
The lights are on but there's no one home,
and he's got nothing but toys in the
attic. He got almost-elected on the strength of
his face and his last name, and all the hell of
the past 3 years is just what happens when a
man with the intellectual capacity of a
hormone-mad goat is at the helm of the most
powerful nation in the world.
That's Your Bush!
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For you, all of Bush's antics have one simple
explanation: He's dumber than a bag of hammers.
The lights are on but there's no one home,
and he's got nothing but toys in the
attic. He got almost-elected on the strength of
his face and his last name, and all the hell of
the past 3 years is just what happens when a
man with the intellectual capacity of a
hormone-mad goat is at the helm of the most
powerful nation in the world.
That's Your Bush!
brought to you by Quizilla
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Date: 2003-09-08 09:58 am (UTC)Your Bush is MR. HAT!
His head nods and his arms wave...but whenever he
moves, you're lookin' to see whose hand is up
his butt. You're not entirely sure which man is
behind the curtain; but you're mortally certain
that the Great and Powerful Oz not only can't
get you home, he can't even find his own way to
the White House briefing room.
That's Your Bush!
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This quiz is so cool
Date: 2003-09-08 11:28 am (UTC)Sure, Bush could be doing a competent job as
President of the United States...but what would
be in it for him? Or his buddies? No, Bush is
in that office for one reason and for one
reason only: to rob from the poor and give to
the rich. He is a man with a mission, and his
mission is this: neither he nor his buddies
should ever have to work a day in their lives.
Instead, they will all be hanging out on that
ranch in Crawford on an endless vacation,
playing golf and laughing their heads off.
That's Your Bush!
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Date: 2003-09-08 07:23 pm (UTC)Born again, off the booze, and high on life? Not
fucking likely. How could anyone get up there
and say the crap he says day in day out if he
were stone cold sober? No, your money says that
95% of the time Bush is either drunk, high,
hungover, or zonked on prescription drugs that
have been banned in this country for their
harmful side effects. Why else do they keep
burying him out at the ranch in Crawford for
months at a time?
That's Your Bush!
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Eh... I need a *snerk* icon. Oh well _puppie_ will do!