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Jun. 14th, 2005 08:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosUNGH. Can I go back to sleep? And call off work? And somehow write while unconscious? And wake up with rock-hard abs and Jason Dohring? *yawns*
Today's fun fact: Lukewarm Mountain Dew Code Red isn't a good breakfast drink. Not that it's stopping me from drinking it, but still.
Today's other fun fact: If I get cornered in a dark alley in the next few days by a robber, all I'll need to do is flash my lower legs at the guy and blind the hell out of him. The phrase "blindingly pale" doesn't even begin to cover it. Somewhere out there in some mirror universe, there is a poor defenseless planet that loses a major light source when I put on pants. (See, the annoying part comes when I wear skirts for the next week to get color on my legs and everybody at work thinks I'm doing it for the cute electrician. Which, okay, maybe a little, but still.)
In related news, it's supposed to be 94 degrees F with high humidity and a 105 F heat index today, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person aside from Satan and maybe the Human Torch who's thinking, "Finally, I'm comfortable!" Considering the other two are fictional, I'm not exactly sure that makes me look sane.
EDIT: It's now ten o'clock, and I'm on a roll and almost to 18k. Of course I have to go meet the bus now. Why wouldn't I? *eye roll*
OTHER EDIT: I wonder why I'm packing lunch like I'm not coming home until Friday. *peeks into purse at all the food I'm bringing with me* Hmm. I think the only thing I didn't pack was a pot roast, at this rate.
Today's fun fact: Lukewarm Mountain Dew Code Red isn't a good breakfast drink. Not that it's stopping me from drinking it, but still.
Today's other fun fact: If I get cornered in a dark alley in the next few days by a robber, all I'll need to do is flash my lower legs at the guy and blind the hell out of him. The phrase "blindingly pale" doesn't even begin to cover it. Somewhere out there in some mirror universe, there is a poor defenseless planet that loses a major light source when I put on pants. (See, the annoying part comes when I wear skirts for the next week to get color on my legs and everybody at work thinks I'm doing it for the cute electrician. Which, okay, maybe a little, but still.)
In related news, it's supposed to be 94 degrees F with high humidity and a 105 F heat index today, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only person aside from Satan and maybe the Human Torch who's thinking, "Finally, I'm comfortable!" Considering the other two are fictional, I'm not exactly sure that makes me look sane.
EDIT: It's now ten o'clock, and I'm on a roll and almost to 18k. Of course I have to go meet the bus now. Why wouldn't I? *eye roll*
OTHER EDIT: I wonder why I'm packing lunch like I'm not coming home until Friday. *peeks into purse at all the food I'm bringing with me* Hmm. I think the only thing I didn't pack was a pot roast, at this rate.
