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[apocalypsos]

According to Yahoo, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have broken up. Okay, you know what? I'll believe that when a.) she admits it, b.) he admits it, or c.) choirs of angels sent forth from the heavens arrive at the doorsteps of US Weekly, People, Entertainment Weekly, the Star, etc., and announce in booming voice and beaming smiles that they can all have their goddamn magazine covers back to themselves again.

Oh, and also ... *user snuggles Drew's Script-O-Rama* I can MST3K the "House of 1000 Corpses" script now! My little brother will be so pleased, especially considering the best compliment he could give it was that the popcorn was excellent.

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[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

You know, that movie is extremely popular at the video store.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's so sad. When Bryan, who will give pretty much any movie a chance and can inevitably find something good to like in anything, tells his friends not to go see it, I take that as a bad sign.

Of course, we went because we knew it was going to suck -- and we both like Rob Zombie, although every time we said we hated it, some jerkoff would say it was because we weren't Rob Zombie fans. No, we like movies that don't both blow and suck.

I think the most annoying thing I had to deal with was when I came back from the movie, bitched on Zoetrope, and some moron tried to argue it was a modern horror classic. Tell you what ... the first qualification for being a horror classic should be that it scared me. This one? Yeah, not so much.

Oh, look. I made a rant. *clubs House of 1000 Corpses to death like a venemous baby seal*

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

I remember you telling me about it back at Diversified. And it's funny, because people will ask me if I've seen it and if I liked it.

I usually tell them that a friend commented that the popcorn was good and that was about it. And, I wouldn't see it unless you strapped me in a chair, glued my eyelids open and popped a DVD in right in front of me.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

To be honest, it's really good for MSTing. I constantly wondered whether Rob was intentionally setting things up for punchlines or what. Sheesh.

[fallofrain.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Scarecrow Slayer?

Now /that/ is MST fodder. I hadn't even seen it before and chandrevyn and I sat there constantly tossing in punchlines and giggling at the seriously /bad/ special effects and bad dubbing.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

I laughed my ass off when I heard about Bennifer. I swear the entire thing is a publicity stunt from beginning to end.