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[apocalypsos]

A Christmas Gory -- Best Christmas movie trailer EVER. *giggles*

In other news, last night at work I learned that I feel tons better when the machine I'm working on breaks down if I simply yell "LIAR!" at it in an outraged British accent, inform it as pretentiously as possible that I loathe it with the heat of a thousand fiery suns, or threaten it with fisticuffs. Just so you know, I'm not the only person who talks to their machine, but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one whose machine regularly laughs at them.

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[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

'I simply yell "LIAR!" at it in an outraged British accent'

We require a phonepost of this. :)

[shealynn88.livejournal.com]

I somehow imagine Miracle Max's wife yelling that. And I'm falling over laughing! :)

[callmesyd.livejournal.com]

I'm not a vitch, I'm your vife!

[fyrdrakken]

I used to crack up coworkers with a stream of profanity when our cassette printer malfunctioned. A couple told me that it was because I basically look like a librarian or a schoolmarm type, and another said he'd never heard "For fuck's sake!" before. (Though I think that's a Briticism I'd picked up.)