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[apocalypsos]

Dear person who wrote the Care Bear BDSM porn for Yuletide,

You know, I was going to prepare for this. I was going to have Smirnoff handy. I was going to hide the stuffed animals. I was going to have a psychiatrist on call. And then I woke up this morning and said, "What the hell?"

Dude, you are fucked UP. We should totally hang out! Except not on a rape rack. I feel I should make that clear, just in case.

Sincerely,

Me

P.S. God is going to be so pissed off at you. And whatever will he tell the children?! Omnipotent, powerful, pissed-off teddy bears, indeed.

In other recs ...

Sky High

The Christmas Formal -- Because Magenta and Zach are adorable, that's why. :)

Singin' In The Rain

Istanbul (Not Constantinople) -- I love this one. The characterization is on target, and Don and Cosmo out on the road together is just too much fun to contemplate, much less read.

The Simpsons

The Ballad of Lenny and Carl -- Man, I wish they were still writing the show like this. It's a great slice of life of Springfield, and at the same time it's oddly sweet.

Saved!

We Are Nowhere, And It's Now -- A fabulous, realistic portrait of what happens to Mary, Roland, and Cassandra after the movie. I especially liked the bit about Cassandra, who was my favorite in the movie.

Sahara (movie)

Like Reykjavik (Don't Blow Your Luck) -- Dirk/Al slash in a submersible. *snickers*