Holy crap, Johnny Cash is covering "I Won't Back Down" by Tom Petty on my Pandora! *flails*

[apocalypsos]

And hey, look what I finally got around to finishing. ;)

1. John Winchester
2. Bobby Drake
3. Shawn Farrell
4. Sarah Connor
5. Jubilation Lee
6. Sam Winchester
7. Veronica Mars
8. Jayne Cobb
9. Dean Winchester
10. Maia Rutledge
11. George Lass
12. Jake Foley
13. Chris Halliwell
14. Shannon Rutherford
15. Wallace Fennel

bailunrui:

11 (George Lass) and 13 (Chris Halliwell) join a circus. What are their acts?

I don't know, is there a circus job where they can both sulk and feel sorry for themselves?

Heh. Okay, seriously ... I think they should both be acrobats, just because it's either that or lion taming, and George would think that was too much work and Chris would probably get all angsty about the lion looking too much like Evil Wyatt.

14 (Shannon Rutherford), 12 (Jake Foley), 9 (Dean Winchester), and 5 (Jubilation Lee) go out for a night on the town. What do they do? Who ends up in jail? Who gets laid?

They go to a roadside bar somewhere, some place not high-class but definitely not the best place on the planet. Shannon spends the whole time bitching about the level of guys and ignoring Dean's advances until Jubilee gets his attention, Dean hustles every guy who stands near the pool table long enough and very nearly gets arrested for starting a bar fight (although he gets out of it just by being his usual charming self), and Jubilee and Dean team up to try and get Jake laid. Regardless of whether or not they succeed, Jubilee (as long as she's a legal version) and Dean will definitely head off to a motel together.

Would 2 (Bobby Drake) and 4 (Sarah Connor) make a good couple?

God, no. She'd think he was a wimp and he'd sit around with Hank and grumble about his awful love life.

What does 7 (Veronica Mars) despise about 6 (Sam Winchester)?

You mean, assuming they're dating? Oh, he wouldn't tell her a damn thing and would give her this big runaround, so of course she'd get all investigative and find out about the whole supernatural thing and then she'd rip him a new one for lying to him. (Uh, somebody who's not me write that story.)

odditycollector:

1 (John Winchester) through 8 (Jayne Cobb) are playing Red Rover against 9 (Dean Winchester) through 15 (Wallace Fennel). Who was the biggest dork about having to hold hands? 4 (Sarah Connor)is called over. Which link do they aim at? If they break through, who do they take back with them?

Sarah Connor is definitely the most annoyed at having to hold hands. And then she'd have to run over, and she'd totally try to take George and Maia, because she could take either one of them easily. I can't remember how the hell to play Red Rover, but if she can take anyone back, I could see her taking Dean because he's strongest link they've got.

suaine:

4 (Sarah Connor) and 9 (Dean Winchester) have a wild affair, but 5 (Jubilation Lee) finds out about it. How will they react when 5 (Jubilation Lee) threatens to tell the world?

Yeah, like either one of them would give a damn.

gehayi:

What would happen if 12 (Jake Foley) got 8 (Jayne Cobb) pregnant?

I would laugh hysterically and sprain something?

Can you rec any fic(s) about 9 (Dean Winchester)?

Well, The Beekeeper's Daughter works for me.

Make up a summary for a 3 (Shawn Farrell)/10 (Maia Rutledge) fic.

"Diane brings Maia to the 4400 Center to see Shawn when she has a disturbing vision of his future."

Is there any such thing as 1 (John Winchester)/8 (Jayne Cobb) fluff?

Bwahahahahaha ... wait, that was a serious question? Oh. Then ... hell, no.

Suggest a title for a 7 (Jayne Cobb)/12 (Jake Foley) hurt/comfort fic.

"Five Ways Jayne Cobb Got Beat Up By a Scrawny Guy (And That One Time They Went For Drinks After)"

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Sarah Connor) to deflower 1 (John Winchester)?

Okay, that would require a time machine. Although I already did get them to fuck each other, so, you know, yay me. :)

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 (Veronica Mars) slash?

I would bet on it.

Does anyone on your friends list read 3 (Shawn Farrell) het?

HA! I'd say, "Yeah, like that even exists," but I'm the one writing it, and ... no, they're not. ;)

If you wrote a song-fic about 8 (Jayne Cobb), which song would you choose, and why?

You know, I want to say something hard-rocking and country, but I can't think of anything that fits. Ooo, ooo! You know what might work? "The Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash. That's kind of my all-purpose Winchesters song, too, but still.

If you wrote a 1 (John Winchester)/6 (Sam Winchester)/12 (Jake Foley) fic, what would the warnings be?

Well, incest, for one. Um ... I don't want to see this written by the way. *shifty eyes*

What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Bobby Drake) to use on 10 (Maia Rutledge)?

Nothing that won't take him a good eight years to come up with.

What is 6 (Sam Winchester)'s super-sekrit kink?

If there's a God, it's his brother.

Would 11 (George Lass) shag 9 (Dean Winchester)? Drunk or sober?

I want to say yes, but then again, her taste in guys is so absurdly fucked-up that ... yeah, okay, maybe she would sleep with him.

If 3 (Shawn Farrell) and 7 (Veronica Mars) get together, who tops?

Veronica, definitely. I like Shawn well enough, but after being under Jordan for so long, he's all trained and everything. ;)

How would you feel if 7 (Veronica Mars)/8 (Jayne Cobb) was canon?

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY WRITE THAT CROSSOVER BEFORE I DO.

"1 (John Winchester) and 9 (Dean Winchester) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Dean Winchester) suddenly runs off with 4 (Sarah Connor). 1 (John Winchester), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (George Lass) and a brief unhappy affair with 12 (Jake Foley), then follows the wise advice of (Jubilation Lee) and finds true love with 3 (Shawn Farrell)." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

First off, the concept of Jubilee giving wise advice is hilaaaaarious.

Secondly, that is the crackiest crack fic that ever cracked.

Thirdly, Shawn would break John's heart. Plus, he's taken.

insidian:

1 (John Winchester), 5 (Jubilation Lee), and 14 (Shannon Rutherford) start a club. What is the purpose of this club and what are the meetings like?

God, I have no idea, but I imagine the meetings involve John sitting on one side of the room cleaning his guns and grumbling while Shannon and Jubilee huddle on the other side of the room near the soda machine and giggle while talking about boys, and probably his boys at that.

3 (Shawn Farrell) and 8 (Jayne Cobb) are the Royal Couple of their prom. What song do they dance to?

Nothing. Jayne refuses to dance and Shawn goes off to cry in the bathroom. (I swear, I don't hate Shawn, but he's not exactly an alphas male in any of these relationships, even the affair with Veronica.)

9 (Dean Winchester) is a knitter and knits something for 2 (Bobby Drake). What is it, what color is it, and how does 2 (Bobby Drake) receive this gift?

BWAHAHAHA. Okay, I'm sorry, the idea of Dean using knitting needles for anything other than poking out the eyes of something evil and scaly makes me laugh. Having said that, I imagine it'd be mittens, and Bobby would just get them thrown at him one day and be ordered to put them on and if he started on any girly "Thank you" shit, Dean would throw something heavier at his head.

cavalaxis:

#2 (Bobby Drake), #7 (Veronica Mars), #9 (Dean Winchester), #11 (George Lass), #15 (Wallace Fennel) are all roommates.
Who eats all the food and never buys more?

Dean.

Who has pets and what are they?

George has the frog, Veronica has the dog.

Who does the landlord like to deal with?

Wallace, because he's the sweet one.

Who leaves their dirty laundry laying around?

Dean, and maybe George.

Who gets together to hang out on Friday nights?

I think Dean would convince the guys that they have to get the girls out, Wallace would work on Veronica, Bobby would wheedle a yes out of George, and they'd all get wasted together.

Who actually does the dishes?

Wallace. He's so on dish duty, and window-washing duty, and probably laundry duty, too.

Who's secretly shagging?

Dean and George, because George thinks he's a loser and Dean sees her as a challenge.

Who's not-so-secretly shagging?

Veronica and Bobby, because Bobby looks just like her old boyfriend, except for the part where he's not a drug dealer.

#4(Sarah Connor) is secretly obsessing over?

Uh, the apocalypse? Except that's not so much of a secret, really.

#13 (Chris Halliwell) & #6 (Sam Winchester) go for a drive and end up broken down on the side of the road. What happens?

The tire never gets changed because they're too busy bitching about how big brothers suck.

#3 (Shawn Farrell), #12 (Jake Foley), and #14 (Shannon Rutherford) meet up at a bar and zombies attack. What happens?

Jake takes them on all by himself, Shannon does a lot of screaming, and Shawn hangs back once he figures out that non-healing part of his hands doesn't work on zombies.

Which of the other 15 show up to save them?

I could see John Winchester and Sarah Connor busting down the door and taking on a bunch of zombies OMG SO HOT Y'ALL.

#1 (John Winchester) is secretly supernatural. Werewolf, vampire, demon, or something else. Which and why?

Secretly? Heh. I liked that story that said he might be angelic. That's an awesome idea.

#5 (Jubilation Lee), #8 (Jayne Cobb), and #10 (Maia Rutledge) like to hang out at the pub/bar.
Who is the darts champion?

Jayne, easily.

Who buys the most rounds?

Jayne, because he's the adult.

What kind of bar food do they all like?

They pretty much kill the pretzel bowl within seconds of its arriving in front of them.

Which one bums the most cigarettes?

Jayne.

Which one likes sports?

Jayne.

Which one secretly has the TV B-Gone?

Oh, that'd be Jubilee.

Where do they all go after last call?

Maia shouldn't even be there, what with all the being-ten-years-old and all, but Jayne would go home and drink himself even more stupid, right after he put Jubilee to bed ... you know, if she didn't haul him in after her. ;)

rionaleonhart:

3 (Shawn Farrell) and 6 (Sam Winchester) unite in order to FIGHT CRIME. Who's the hero, who's the sidekick, what do they call themselves, what's their crime-fighting technique and what do their outfits look like?

I have no friggin' clue -- although I imagine Sam being in charge and that's funny in and of itself -- but the mental image of either one of them in superhero costumes could either be ridiculous or ridiculously hot.

wal_lace:

8 (Jayne Cobb) is caught in a bizarre accident involving a time machine that adjusts their age to sixteen. They are promptly sent to a Stereotypical American High School. What cliched social group are they most likely to join? And who do they end up taking to the prom?

HA! Like turning him into a sixteen-year-old would really make that much difference. He'd so be one of the little juvenile delinquents, though. And he'd easily take the trampiest girl at school, and maybe her sister, too.

4 (Sarah Connor) and 5 (Jubilation Lee) get married and adopt a Vietnamese baby. Who of their friends do they ask to be the godparents, and why does each object to the other's choices?

Sarah'd pick John Winchester because he could protect it, and Jubilee would have fits because dude, look how the last two of his turned out. And she'd pick Shawn because he's hot, and Sarah would point out that his cousin just assassinated a millionaire philanthropist and he can kill people with his brain hands.

14 (Shannon Rutherford) is dressed as Wonder Woman. Why and where?

Well, what better way to connive some poor dumb geek out of his millions?

astaria51:

Which is more likely:
1 (John Winchester), 8 (Jayne Cobb), and 10 (Maia Rutledge) having a threesome, or 4 (Sarah Connor) and 7 (Veronica Mars) having kinky sex?

God, that second option. *scrubs eyes with Brilllo to remove first option from burned retinas*

hannahrorlove:

Does #7 (Veronica Mars) have a favorite joke? If so, what is it?

The dead frog on a string joke, I guess. Heck if I know.

If #12 (Jake Foley) had a superpower, what would that be?

Well, he kind of does, what with the nanites and all.

Who would #13 (Chris Halliwell) like to marry?

That Bianca chick, but with the extreme deadness, if he had to pick from the others on the list, I'd say Veronica.

Does #5 (Jubilation Lee) own a gun?

No, why would she need one?

Does #8 (Jayne Cobb) prefer to watch movies at home or at the theater?

I'm not sure Jayne would have the patience to watch a movie where things don't blow up, so he'd probably prefer a theater.

Does #10 (Maia Rutledge) prefer spearmint or peppermint?

Peppermint, I guess.

#6 (Sam Winchester): The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?

Oh, I bet he's more of a Beatles kind of guy, if only to set off Dean and the mullet rock.

Does #2 (Bobby Drake) have any tattoos? If not, and they were to get one, what would it be?

God, no. Bobby get a tattoo? *snickers* I'd love to see that. I don't know, he'd probably get something stupid on his ass that he'd totally regret.

#1 (John Winchester): Mac, PC, or Unix?

None of the above. Like John would even go anywhere near a computer unless he absolutely had to for research purposes.

If #15 (Wallace Fennel) and #14 (Shannon Rutherford) were to compete in a mud-wrestling match, who would win?

Dude, Shannon would take Wallace down in a minute.

Where would #11 (George Lass) like to visit most?

Somewhere where she could just sit there and do nothing, probably a beach.

If #3 (Shawn Farrell), #4 (Sarah Connor), and #9 (Dean Winchester) were to eat lunch together, what would be the best restaurant for that situation, given their individual food preferences?

Someplace like an Outback Steakhouse, but not a brand name place. You know, some roadhouse somewhere where no one's ever heard of the 4400 and Sarah and Dean can start a fight and Shawn can bitch them out afterwards while healing their wounds.

squee1123:

if 2 (Bobby Drake), 4 (Sarah Connor) and 6 (Sam Winchester) went out for the night, what would they do?

I think most of the night would be Bobby trying to get the other two to loosen up. I bet Sam would slip first, and then possibly Sarah would let loose eventually. He'd definitely have to drag them both to some trendy bar or something, maybe even resort to a nightclub.

would number 3 (Shawn Farrell) have children, if so what would those children be named?

I imagine it would depend on where he and Jordan would be adopting the baby from. ;)

m_butterfly:

3 (Shawn Farrell), 7 (Veronica Mars), 11 (George Lass), and 13 (Chris Halliwell) are all placed in an "aliens made us do it" situation. Who ends up with who?

You know, I could see Chris with Veronica and George with Shawn, because Veronica would drag Chris out of his slumps and Shawn would feel it was his duty to get George to perk up.

The even-numbered characters all end up in a post-apocolyptic future together. How do they cope? Who does what?

Well, let's see ... Bobby Drake, Sarah Connor, Sam Winchester, Jayne Cobb, Maia Rutledge, Jake Foley, Shannon Rutherford. Sarah and Jayne would fight for control, then finally Sarah would just kick his ass and Jayne would grudgingly let her take over. Sam, Jake and Bobby would be their reluctant underlings, Maia would be the overprotected little princess, and Shannon would get throttled by someone on day one, if she's lucky.

emella:

Ok, 13 (Chris Halliwell), 3 (Shawn Farrell), and 7 (Veronica Mars) are having lunch at the mall. They head to the food court, do they all have lunch together or do they seperate? Where do they each go?

Oh, I could see the three of them hanging out together. Veronica would totally feel like she was babysitting and not getting paid, because she'd have to keep trying to get the both of them to laugh, and they'd all eat burgers and have a good time before Shawn went off to hang out in the music store and Chris stayed with Veronica to people-watch.

Also, 12 (Jake Foley), 15 (Wallace Fennel), 4 (Sarah Connor), 8 (Jayne Cobb), & 1 (John Winchester) are all secretly related. How are they related?

I've got no idea, but that would be a fun family reunion. (Sarah, Jayne, and John alone would be a hell of a lot of fun to watch together. Heh. They'd talk about hours about guns, and I'd watch every minute of it.)

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[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

In my unending quest to pimp Coverville out to everyone who hasn't discovered this little place of cover song joy...
Brian played that Johnny Cash cover on ep#147.
Download it here: http://www.coverville.com/archives/2005/11/coverville_147.html
He did a Six Degrees of Coveration for that show and played...
Reel Big Fish covering Social Distortion
Social Distortion covering Johnny Cash
Johnny Cash covering Tom Petty
Tom Petty covering the Byrds
The Byrds covering Bob Dylan (and ALL Dylan song sound better when anyone else sings them)
Bob Dylan covering Elvis Presley.

If you really wanna hear more of Johnny covering stuff I can also dig into the Sooper Seekrit Coverville database and get you ep #s of him doing NIN's Hurt, Ray Charles's I Got A Woman, U2s Unearthed, Depeche Mode's Personal Jesus, and Bob Marley's Redemption Song.

OK. I'll stop being a cover song geek now... :)

[brynwulf]

What artist or song did you put in to get that one up on Pandora?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Just Johnny Cash. It's the only one I have that remotely resembles a country station.

[cmstephens.livejournal.com]

What, no mention of the Johnny Cash rendition of Soundgarden's "Rusty Cage"?!?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope. Brian hasn't played that one yet...
I did miss listing Nick Lowe's Without Love which has been played.
The only Soundgarden that's been on Coverville so far is two different covers of Black Hole Sun.

[emella.livejournal.com]

Whee! These ROCK! :D