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My mother just called to ask me if I went to the job fair yesterday. Which I did, and it was stupid because it's all the same places I've tried for before and hated, but I looked around anyway.

When I mentioned I'd seen my aunt's brother at the booth for the one place I used to work after I left college, she asked me with complete seriousness if I'd given him my resume to try and reapply there.

So, let's see:

Number of times I've had to tell my mother that place was making me violently ill before I quit after they'd put me in the part of the factory that stayed thirty degrees all night long for the millionth time in a row even though I was living in her house at the time and she couldn't have missed me coming home early once a shift for two straight months ... 742,356 times.

I'd like to say this shit never gets old, but it does.

I'M NOT REAPPLYING FOR A JOB THERE, MOM. ASK AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE SMITING POSTHASTE.

Date: 2006-04-26 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] siberian-skys.livejournal.com
I think our mothers are related.

Date: 2006-04-26 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tnt-dynamite.livejournal.com
Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I friended you today because I LOVE your fics, they seriously hit EVERY single kink I have and leave me wanting more. You rock hard! Feel free to friend me back if you want or don't. Either way, I can't wait to read your next fic. ;)

Date: 2006-04-27 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heyorion.livejournal.com
he. smiting.

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