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[apocalypsos]

OMG, Scott and Scott are such a cute couple!

You know what? I've started calling that edit they do when Stephen is rambling on about absolutely nothing the Circumcision, because he's a dick and they're cutting a lot of him. Stupid, but true.

I really don't want to write Stephen and Harold friendship fic, because that would be WRONG. Just like Harold/Stephen slash. NONONONONO.

And I just realized that way back at the beginning of the season, Dave was the only one of these people I didn't think would be here, which may be a lot of the reason I like him.

I wouldn't call it mediocrity, Stephen, but I completely agree with you about making the cake mix. And how bad is it that the complete asstard is the one who's not for the cake mix.

When did frustrated!Harold get hot? Frustrated!Harold used to piss me right the fuck off.

Oh, God, please let them get in trouble for the cake mix later. *crosses fingers*

I love the look on Harold's face as he watched Stephen do prep.

AW THIS WEDDING IS MAKING ME CRY THEY'RE SO CUTE OMG.

YAY! Dave's stuff is a hit! *roots for him*

Hey! Shut it, judges, and leave Dave's stuff alone. GRRRR.

I'm buying Stephen a muzzle. *sigh*

HEE! Stephen's in trouuuuuble.

"Donde top sommelier?" *snickers*

You tell him, Harold. (Dear editors, if you don't stop putting those two in the same place together, I'm going to smack you.)

Aw, poor Harold. He's a better cook, party guests! Really!

Stephen, SHUT IT.

Aw, poor grooms. *cuddles them*

YES, THANK YOU. When Dave was saying the stuff earlier about how everybody was making their pitches without thinking like caterers, I could see this JT coming a mile away. Just bashing left and right.

Oh, I so want to give Lee Anne and Harold a hug. And I really hope that the cake mix won't bring Harold down.

Thank you, Lee Anne, for "saving" Dave, because he was really helpful. And THANK YOU, Dave, for pointing out that Stephen vanished like an idiot.

Blow me, Stephen, your menu was even more of a mess.

Okay, this JT is just scaring the hell out of me. *covers eyes*

YESYESYESYESYES! *flails* Stephen, you can go home and be smug and supercilious somewhere else!

Next week: Oh, God, please let Tiffani have fucked up enough next week to go home. Then that final three will make me SO FREAKING HAPPY.

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[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

they totally ARE OMG.

tiffani hasnt been too bad yet. YET.

and stephen drives me up the wall as much as he amuses me.

*slaps hands* step away from the keyboard and never write harold/stephen again!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Look at them with their little dogs! Oh, my God, they're so sweet! *cuddles them* (Although when Stephen was making the cracks about a commitment ceremony being flavorful, I wanted to smack him.)

I'm really hoping Tiffani is saving up her asstardness for the judges' table, because she sure as hell doesn't have immunity this time.

I love watching everybody else laugh at Stephen. It's awesome.

I can't help it! I'm used to Project Runway in all its slashiness, and it's the same editors. If they'd stop showing the two of them together, I'd stop having this in my head.

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

their vows!! omg so SWEET!!!! *big sap*

tiffani "shines" at the judges table, always.

omg stephen. its like. OMG SHUT UP they are just WAITERS for heavens sake. *headdesk*

poor harold, he seems so sick of the half assed stuff theyre stuck with.

*ignores the stephen harold scene on RIGHT NOW omg*
just remember that stephen and harold are NOT nick and daniel, and no where near as cute!!!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, except for the "I'm not your bitch, bitch" moment. That JT just made her look like a loudmouth.

It's not even them being slashy, it's just them hanging out being buddy-buddy. I don't even get why I'm fixating on that.

I can't believe I agree with Stephen on anything, but I hate the cake mix. Haaaaaate.

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

awww man, this was like a MESS. eep.

and harold is only tolerating him at points. maybe you just um, feel the need for slash? hee it is bravo! O:)

stephen was right at points. he's not stupid, just...WAY too egotistical.

i dont want harold to GO OMG!!!!!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, this JT is painful. The only good thing I'm taking out of it is that Dave is the closest to safe. *cuddles my woobie*

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

they should have gone with dave in the first place, he was a little wild, but i think he could have pulled it off better.

stephen was very BADLY behaved at the table. at least leeann took responsibility.

*bites nails*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

If Tiffani gets kicked off next week, I will adore that final three.

[quietdiscerning.livejournal.com]

i was so NERVOUS there for a minute!!! but yes, right choice!!!

oh i hope it is tiffani, but harold is apparently sick?

ACK.

but yes. YAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[emella.livejournal.com]

love watching everybody else laugh at Stephen. It's awesome.

OMG YES! :)

[emella.livejournal.com]

Commentary on your commentary:

Stephen is just unbeleivably unbelievable. He's like a cartoon character or something.

Harold/Stephen slash & friendship fic has eaten my brain. The thought of said fic is like CRAZY. You must write it. :P

Dave is so awesome, I was so happy for him in this ep.

I usually don't really like Harold, but Frustrated!Harold *is* hot. It's weird. Also I have a strange attraction to Harold+glasses.

The ceremony was so adorable. The Scotts were so cute.

I got scared at the JT too. I was like NO! NOT LEE ANNE! And then NO! Not Harold! No! Oh hell yeah, Kick Stephen's ass to the curb! Yay!

Stephens final thought thing was so embarassingly bitchy and snobby. Oh I love to be irritated by him. :)

Hee! TC rooles.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Stephen has no concept of reality, I think. Have you seen his website? It's ridiculous. If it weren't for the fact that I've actually seen him do it, I would have a hard time believing he ever left his house.

At least the Scotts can be reassured that their wedding was lovely and their vows made me cry.

Somebody on the TWoP boards said that Harold was Mr. Darcy and OMGYES. He's frustrating, taciturn, grumbly, and yet two months and one pair of glasses later I want to do really naughty things to that man.

Dave is my puppy. If Tiffani gets bumped next week (*crosses fingers*), it may be the most thrilled I've ever been in a final three on any reality TV show I've ever watched. Any of those final three could win and I'd be completely satisfied.

[emella.livejournal.com]

LMAO Oh man his website is SO funny! I totally laughed for like 5 minutes at the pictures he used!

Harold IS Mr. Darcy OMGYES!

I agree, if Dave, Lee Anne & Harold get top three I will be so happy! My bets are on Lee Anne to win, but you never know. :P

[marag.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much! We cheered when Stephen got kicked out :D And I cried at the wedding. ::sniff::

Oh please kick off Tiffani next and I will be a happy woman!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, I screamed a lot when Stephen got kicked off. And that exit speech ... sheesh, if we needed any other self-assurances he was a smug moron, there they were.

If the Scotts had a bad reception dinner, they can at least be assured that their wedding was beautiful.

If Tiffani leaves next week, it will be the most happy I've ever been about a final three on any TV show I've ever watched. Lee Anne's my girl, Harold's my hottie (When the hell did THAT happen? The man is Mr. Darcy in glasses, that's what happened), and Dave's my adorably overemotional underdog.

[marag.livejournal.com]

OMG, when Stephen gave his exit speech, I shrieked and then pointed at the screen saying, "Dude, you better stay away from my food." That was like the rudest and most arrogant thing I've ever seen.

But "Donde top sommelier" was hilarious ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Everybody else said thank you to the judges and he didn't say a damn thing. And that that exit speech, for crying out loud, just ... *seethes* It was like being lectured to by Beaker the muppet. Yeah, that's exactly who I want to buy food from. *eye roll*

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

Yay! I was wrong! I am so glad they voted him off too. Supercilious asshole.