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[apocalypsos]

*is feeling particularly warm and fuzzy*

*bounds around the room making out with all of you*

*gives you all ponies and candy and porn*

*bounds off to get an ice cream cone*

Comments

[witchofthedogs.livejournal.com]

Baby, I desperately needed that... Thank you.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm starting to get the impression everybody needs a hug and some porn today.

*offers you an ice cream cone*

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

Mmm....delicious porn.

And candy.

[miladygrey.livejournal.com]

Porn. Porn would be good right now. I'll settle for looking at that Jensen Ackles picspam for the nonce. Thanks! *snogs back*

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Great. Now I'm warm and fuzzy. Thanks a lot. ;P

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

*Misty eyed*

My first kiss... she was so romantic...

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

i totally read that as "ponies and candy corn".

candy and porn is WAY better than candy corn. cause that stuff is NASty.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo!

[achika-chan.livejournal.com]

Weeee! Glad I'm not the only one in a good mood.

[casapazzo.livejournal.com]

Ponies and porn? Thanks, Mom!!

*snogs you*

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

::reads porn while lounging naked on the pony's back, licking ice cream off my forearms, while the sun beams down on us and the smell of beautiful flowers fills the air::

Yeah, ok, maybe I spent a little too much time thinking about that.

[sweill.livejournal.com]

Damn.
I want some of whatever you're on.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Um, does a fudge ripple ice cream cone count as something to get high off of? 'Cause I haven't even started in on the Smirnoff Grape yet.

[sweill.livejournal.com]

Well, DAMN, you're a cheap date!! =]

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

Help! My candy porn pony doesn't seem to understand I don't want to lick him! He's getting aggressive! HEEEELP!

[fyrdrakken]

And this of course is the comment that reminded me of the Shel Silverstein song "Polly at the Porny," which notes that, "I saw Polly at the porny with a pony... And the pony looked a little bored."

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

*is startled*
*makes out anyway*
*brings ice cream*

[tabaqui]

Oooooh, ponies!!
I want one with sparkly purple mane and tail!!
*bounces with you*

[prodigal7512.livejournal.com]

Yay! And here I was thinking I was just going to do yardwork today and instead I get to make out with a hot woman and get a pony! Glee! :D