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*is feeling particularly warm and fuzzy*

*bounds around the room making out with all of you*

*gives you all ponies and candy and porn*

*bounds off to get an ice cream cone*

Date: 2006-06-07 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] witchofthedogs.livejournal.com
Baby, I desperately needed that... Thank you.

Date: 2006-06-07 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Dude, I'm starting to get the impression everybody needs a hug and some porn today.

*offers you an ice cream cone*

Date: 2006-06-07 07:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strippedpink.livejournal.com
Mmm....delicious porn.

And candy.

Date: 2006-06-07 07:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] miladygrey.livejournal.com
Porn. Porn would be good right now. I'll settle for looking at that Jensen Ackles picspam for the nonce. Thanks! *snogs back*

Date: 2006-06-07 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com
Great. Now I'm warm and fuzzy. Thanks a lot. ;P

Date: 2006-06-07 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowanberries.livejournal.com
*Misty eyed*

My first kiss... she was so romantic...

Date: 2006-06-07 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxxydancr.livejournal.com
i totally read that as "ponies and candy corn".

candy and porn is WAY better than candy corn. cause that stuff is NASty.

Date: 2006-06-07 08:09 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-06-07 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] achika-chan.livejournal.com
Weeee! Glad I'm not the only one in a good mood.

Date: 2006-06-07 08:17 pm (UTC)
ext_7691: (hee! (by raelala))
From: [identity profile] casapazzo.livejournal.com
Ponies and porn? Thanks, Mom!!

*snogs you*

Date: 2006-06-07 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] harmonyfb.livejournal.com
::reads porn while lounging naked on the pony's back, licking ice cream off my forearms, while the sun beams down on us and the smell of beautiful flowers fills the air::

Yeah, ok, maybe I spent a little too much time thinking about that.

Date: 2006-06-07 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweill.livejournal.com
Damn.
I want some of whatever you're on.

Date: 2006-06-07 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Um, does a fudge ripple ice cream cone count as something to get high off of? 'Cause I haven't even started in on the Smirnoff Grape yet.

Date: 2006-06-07 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweill.livejournal.com
Well, DAMN, you're a cheap date!! =]

Date: 2006-06-07 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hemlock-martini.livejournal.com
Help! My candy porn pony doesn't seem to understand I don't want to lick him! He's getting aggressive! HEEEELP!

Date: 2006-06-08 03:02 pm (UTC)
fyrdrakken: (Vinyl)
From: [personal profile] fyrdrakken
And this of course is the comment that reminded me of the Shel Silverstein song "Polly at the Porny," which notes that, "I saw Polly at the porny with a pony... And the pony looked a little bored."

Date: 2006-06-07 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jennifus.livejournal.com
*is startled*
*makes out anyway*
*brings ice cream*

Date: 2006-06-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
tabaqui: (Default)
From: [personal profile] tabaqui
Oooooh, ponies!!
I want one with sparkly purple mane and tail!!
*bounces with you*

Date: 2006-06-08 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigal7512.livejournal.com
Yay! And here I was thinking I was just going to do yardwork today and instead I get to make out with a hot woman and get a pony! Glee! :D

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