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[apocalypsos]

Pure evil exists two towns over from my house.

It is what looks from afar (because it's parked in high grass in a corner behind a van) like a bright Pepto-pink classic Impala.

I am about five seconds from prying the Barbie/Supernatural crossover fic from my brain with a CROWBAR.

In less brain-damaging news, Wal-Mart has a 24-hour return policy on books, which seems hilarious to me because I read the hardcover in question in about an hour and a half. But now I have a big old steak and a six-pack of Smirnoff and a Law and Order marathon, so everything's brilliant. :)

Also, I celebrated the Fourth of July by sleeping about twelve hours today. Heh.

Comments

[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

*mouth waters* streak, smirnoff, & law & order...sounds like my kinda fun...but are you completely serious about the pepto-pink impala?
*gags* that is a complete crime...what a waste of a good car

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I swear, all I need to make me happy is a big fat blood-rare steak. I like my steaks to look like the wrong side of a massacre. :)

And it's definitely a bright pink muscle car, which is just wrong anyway, but it looks a hell of a lot like the Impala from the far. Admittedly, I don't know much about cars -- I know mine has four tires and that's about it -- but I'm in love with the Impala so seeing that car just pains me. *winces*

[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

oh god hunny i feel your pain about the car...but give me a nice well-done piece of meat anyday...I don't like my beef still "mooing", plus I like to add a little charcoal in my diet for good measure *grins*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Every time I think of the way I like my steaks, I think of Wolf in The Tenth Kingdom saying, "Just bring it into the kitchen and let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it to me!" HEE. :)

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Mmm, steak & smirnoff. I think I shall be having that this weekend.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, the thought of that steak is making me SO HAPPY. Ah, beef ... one of the major reasons I will never bcome a vegetarian. (And bacon, and chicken, and seafood, and pork, and veal, and pretty much any other meat EVER. I am such a carnivore.)

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

No kidding. If God didn't want us to eat the animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat.

One of my mother's friends recently told me that she will "never serve steak again, it's such an extravagance, both in quality and quantity." I had to fight really hard not to laugh in her face. *shaking head* I just don't get some people...

Hey, I don't know if you got my previous comment on the matter - would you like a copy of season 2 of Doctor Who? It's an episode away from being finished, so I'll be burning them and sending them out soon...

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

no pink impalas here, but i do wish i had life-sized barbie flower stickers to put on the canary yellow hummer2 the neighborlady drives around the 'hood...

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

Will the crossover be about the supernaturally impossible size of Barbie's breasts? Or about ghosts thwarting her plans to be a female role model?

:-)

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

I think that next year, I'm gonna celebrate the fourth the way you did today!

Dude, pink muscle car?! Gods, there ought to be some sort of cruel and unusual punishment law against that kind of thing.

There's a sad looking GTO a couple of blocks away and I keep looking to see if it's for sale. *laughs* I want to "adopt it", take it home and make it all better (even though I know it'll cost thousands of dollars to do).

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Wal-Mart has a return policy with a LIMIT? Wow. I thought they'd pay you for piles of human eyeballs.