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Oct. 9th, 2003 08:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosOkay, so let me get this straight.
The Catholic Church wants everybody in Africa, where the highest concentrations of AIDS and the HIV positive are, to stop using condoms, in what I can only presume is a thinly-veiled plan to kill off a bunch of black people just 'cause. Fred Phelps wants to build a memorial commemorating the beating death that sent Matthew Sheppard to Hell. Next week is Marriage Protection Week. Bush is still saying that going to Iraq was a good idea as if saying it over and over again will make it true. The conservative Episcopalians are still having conniption fits over the gay bishop. The recall election ... uh, yeah. And just for fun, North Korea's got nuclear fucking weapons. Again. Which, by the way, I'm just waiting for Bush to claim they got from Saddam.
*flips through imaginary day calendar*
Okay, look, I can squeeze in an armageddon next Wednesday, but it's going to have to be after ten so that I can at least get one last chance to sleep in on a weekday before I'm seared to a fiery death with the rest of humanity.
EDIT: Jesus, when I said I could handle an armageddon, I was KIDDING. Badly, but still.
The Catholic Church wants everybody in Africa, where the highest concentrations of AIDS and the HIV positive are, to stop using condoms, in what I can only presume is a thinly-veiled plan to kill off a bunch of black people just 'cause. Fred Phelps wants to build a memorial commemorating the beating death that sent Matthew Sheppard to Hell. Next week is Marriage Protection Week. Bush is still saying that going to Iraq was a good idea as if saying it over and over again will make it true. The conservative Episcopalians are still having conniption fits over the gay bishop. The recall election ... uh, yeah. And just for fun, North Korea's got nuclear fucking weapons. Again. Which, by the way, I'm just waiting for Bush to claim they got from Saddam.
*flips through imaginary day calendar*
Okay, look, I can squeeze in an armageddon next Wednesday, but it's going to have to be after ten so that I can at least get one last chance to sleep in on a weekday before I'm seared to a fiery death with the rest of humanity.
EDIT: Jesus, when I said I could handle an armageddon, I was KIDDING. Badly, but still.
