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apocalypsosOkay, so let me get this straight.
The Catholic Church wants everybody in Africa, where the highest concentrations of AIDS and the HIV positive are, to stop using condoms, in what I can only presume is a thinly-veiled plan to kill off a bunch of black people just 'cause. Fred Phelps wants to build a memorial commemorating the beating death that sent Matthew Sheppard to Hell. Next week is Marriage Protection Week. Bush is still saying that going to Iraq was a good idea as if saying it over and over again will make it true. The conservative Episcopalians are still having conniption fits over the gay bishop. The recall election ... uh, yeah. And just for fun, North Korea's got nuclear fucking weapons. Again. Which, by the way, I'm just waiting for Bush to claim they got from Saddam.
*flips through imaginary day calendar*
Okay, look, I can squeeze in an armageddon next Wednesday, but it's going to have to be after ten so that I can at least get one last chance to sleep in on a weekday before I'm seared to a fiery death with the rest of humanity.
EDIT: Jesus, when I said I could handle an armageddon, I was KIDDING. Badly, but still.
The Catholic Church wants everybody in Africa, where the highest concentrations of AIDS and the HIV positive are, to stop using condoms, in what I can only presume is a thinly-veiled plan to kill off a bunch of black people just 'cause. Fred Phelps wants to build a memorial commemorating the beating death that sent Matthew Sheppard to Hell. Next week is Marriage Protection Week. Bush is still saying that going to Iraq was a good idea as if saying it over and over again will make it true. The conservative Episcopalians are still having conniption fits over the gay bishop. The recall election ... uh, yeah. And just for fun, North Korea's got nuclear fucking weapons. Again. Which, by the way, I'm just waiting for Bush to claim they got from Saddam.
*flips through imaginary day calendar*
Okay, look, I can squeeze in an armageddon next Wednesday, but it's going to have to be after ten so that I can at least get one last chance to sleep in on a weekday before I'm seared to a fiery death with the rest of humanity.
EDIT: Jesus, when I said I could handle an armageddon, I was KIDDING. Badly, but still.
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Date: 2003-10-09 05:44 pm (UTC)Wow, really?
My favorite sign of the apocalypse -- and I'm not sure if this is a possibility anymore because I haven't really been following it -- is how the idea of a Cubs/Red Sox tussle is/was being called the End of the World Series.
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Date: 2003-10-09 06:45 pm (UTC)Good thing the Cubs and the Sox are probably going to the series. Hell will freeze over.
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Date: 2003-10-09 06:45 pm (UTC)I really want to pack up and move to Australia or New Zealand at this point. ::shudder::
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Date: 2003-10-09 06:46 pm (UTC)There should be a lot of "unmanned" cars on the roads when the Rapture comes...
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Date: 2003-10-09 06:59 pm (UTC)I just giggle at the phrase "End of the World Series."
*checks calendar*
Date: 2003-10-09 07:23 pm (UTC)but truthfully you've got a couple of weeks . . . armegeddon and the end of the world will happen after the Cubs win the World Series. Don't laugh, I know it's written in one of the prophecies somewhere.
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Date: 2003-10-11 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2003-10-11 10:11 am (UTC)What do you mean you don't follow baseball? You must be an Al Qaeda agent. Mecca would be that way ---->.