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[apocalypsos]

I came home from work this morning, sat down at my computer desk to write, and promptly fell asleep in my computer chair.

Well, that's just brilliant.

And to make matters even more wonderful, stomach cramps! Oh, thank God. I didn't think I was having enough fun today, but this will just guarantee good times.

*bangs head against wall*

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[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

*cuddles* ah poor baby...to make you feel better ive got a story for ya

Once upon a time in a magical place called Ontario, there was a group of forest people called the OPP (.aka. Ontario Provincial Police, they patrol rural areas, highways, etc.) One day these happy little forest dwellers got a phone call...but there was noone there, they had hung up. So the happy little forest dwellers, the OPP, used a very strong magic called *69 & was able to contact a woman. This woman sounded very funny to the forest dwellers, so because the happy little forest dwellers the OPP had nothing better to do, they went to investigate her. Upon arriving at her house, they found something very peculiar, something that just should not have been there....
POT PLANTS....hundreds & hundreds of pot plants!!! The woman escaped, but the happy little forest dwellers, the OPP, weren't fooled. They followed her. This woman drove to an old farm and guess what the OPP found....
POT PLANTS....another grow-op....

ok, I have to explain something...I just woke up so I'm not completely coherent...I apologise. Hope you enjoyed though.