Robert, close your mouth. You'll let in flies.

[apocalypsos]

I just realized that the cord for my Internet connection is long enough for me to spend all of Sunday in bed with my laptop. Woohoo! All I need now is a Chinese restaurant nearby that delivers and I'll be the laziest person in town.

For the record, I didn't just open a file and set up to write a Wincest fic entitled, "Whatever You Do, Don't Think Of That Fucking Incredible Thing Dean Can Do With His Tongue". Nope. No, sirree. *whistles innocently* Not like I can work on it until tomorrow. Stupid job. *grumbles* (Erm, I just changed it from Dean to Sam. Just 'cause. *shifty eyes*)

My internal organs can fuck off and die. Goddamn cramps.

Hm. I'm bored. Tell me something you know that few people on my friends list would know, too. Example -- I know what newly made CDs smell like. Imagine you melted a leather couch. After a week, the pot that you melted it in would smell just like that. And probably still be warm. EW.

EDIT: I'm reccing Supernatural next month on crack_van. Huh. I hadn't completely forgotten about it, but I had thought I was much further down on the list. Oh, well, guess not. :)

Comments

[prodigal7512.livejournal.com]

I know that the human arm can stay on fire for one minute without severe damage...as long as said air has been covered in cologne and the cologne is actually what is on fire.



I also know that said arm STINKS for quite some time.

[valerie]

I know how to wiggle one's ears, provided of course that the person in question has the genetic ability to do so :P

[mercymydarling.livejournal.com]

Thanks to my job as a nurse aide, I know what a human body feels like in the first stages of rigor.

That sounds creepy. It is, actually. I had to clean the bodies of the old people that died... rigor sucks, they get all squishy and unbendy at the same time.

[budclare.livejournal.com]

But from a research perspective, that's damn handy. *is a bit jealous and yet fully aware of how disturbing that is/sounds*

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

I'm jealous that you can do that on Sunday.

Sooooo.... *stubs toe in dirt* What fucking incredible thing can Dean do with his tongue? No wait *holds up right hand* Let me rephrase. Which fucking incredible thing can Dean do with his tongue are you gonna write about? *snerks*

Weird fact I can contribute: If you change a sheep's copper intake is shows up as a weird transparent spot in the wool, like a see-through growth strata.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, God knows how well I'll put it off, because I think Sunday might be the chicken barbecue at the park in town, but I'll do my best, damn it.

And I think I've changed it from Dean to Sam because ... well, look at that boy kiss. Honestly.

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

And I think I've changed it from Dean to Sam because ... well, look at that boy kiss. Honestly.

*dies* Thanks for that! I just got a pole-axed look on my face wondering if Sam's tongue was in proportion with the rest of him (you know; long legs, long fingers, etc). Oh my god... *whispers* Dude, I think my panties just 'sploded.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

Hm. I'm bored. Tell me something you know that few people on my friends list would know, too.

Grapes explode when you put them in the microwaves. It's useful for anyone writing a bored Dean.

Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off. If that doesn't scream John and Sam nothing does.

Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.

Only humans and horses have hymens.

450 animal species exhibit some form of homosexual behaviour.

The top five most haunted states are: California (274 haunted locations), Virginia (141), Pennsylvania (99), New York (92) and Texas (73).

The average American IQ is 98.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

That frog thing is GROSS. And strangely fascinating.

[clex_monkie89.livejournal.com]

I know, ain't it?

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I know how to anaesthetize a rat, cut open its abdomen, remove the small intestine, and very carefully dissect small blood vessels from the tissue. I also know precisely what rat instestine smells like. (Not all THAT unpleasant, though you don't really want to take a deep whiff). I also know how to spell deoxycorticosterone in my sleep :P

(Yay for science internships! \o/)

[baileytc.livejournal.com]

Here are two on completely different subjects:

1. Horses can't vomit.

2. When a magazine has a spine--i.e., it's bound like a book instead of having staples in the middle--it's referred to in the publishing industry as being "perfect bound." It costs more than using staples, and it requires the magazine to have a certain number of pages; otherwise, it won't hold together. A magazine switching from perfect binding to staples is a sign that it's in financial trouble.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Tell me something you know that few people on my friends list would know, too.

I know what the inside of the Tiger Barn at the Minnesota Zoo smells like (think of the strongest litter box smell ever and multiply it by a bajillion!)

I know that a bottle of DayQuil will appear to be empty in a photo darkroom because the orange of it is the exact same wavelength as the Kodak Safelight. The liquid is damn near invisible!