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YES! MICHAEL WON A CHALLENGE! MICHAEL WON A BIG CHALLENGE! NAZRI'S GOING TO BE IN ELLE AS PAM MOTHERFUCKING GRIER!

*bounces around the room like a Tigger on crack*

I did not scream at the top of my lungs and flail and do the same dorky dance that Michael did.

I love that man, do you hear me? LOOOOOOVE. He made hot pants. HOT PANTS. My favorite movie is The Poseidon Adventure, damn it, and if there's one thing I've learned from it, it's that every problem anywhere can be solved with hot pants.

My only problem is that they filmed him from the side so that I can't have someone make me an icon of him dancing. Although if somebody can pull it off ... *clings to you*

Also, he called his mama. MICHAEL IS A GOOD BOY. *hugs him*

So, yeah. I'm giddy. Except for the part with Bradley leaving. I know he's not the best designer on the show by far, but what am I going to do every week without his amusing bon mots?! He's immensely quotable, damn it! Can't they just keep him on for color commentary?

And I liked Angela's dress! I did! What the hell is wrong with me? It was a nice update on the Audrey Hepburn style, and Jesus, I'm clinging to the last of my loathing with every fiber of my being but she needs to STOP GOING TO THE TALENT WELL. She sure as hell couldn't find the talent well the first couple of challenges.

I ... er, liked Vincent's dress a lot more than the judges did. It's my favorite thing he's made so far, so I don't know what the hell that says about me. I also like Jeffrey's, Laura's (although it wasn't much of a stretch for her), Kayne's, and Uli's. I thought the fabric for Uli's was awesome.

Oh, Robert. That's all I can really say about that.

I was on Jeffrey's side in the sewing machine argument, whether he was a dickhead about it or not. Angela, I'm starting to not not like you, damn it. Don't screw it up by fucking stuff up and then just migrating from machine to machine. Fix something if you break it, or I'll send Andrae to your house for a lecture. (On the other hand, Laura giving him a piece of her mind was just ... *snickers* I adore her.)

As for the models, I love that we've been given a chance to learn a little more about them. Especially Amanda. BWAHAHAHA. Shut UP, Amanda! You're cute and you seem sweet (dim, but sweet), but your mouth needs to not be flapping when Kayne's fitting you. Don't anger a man with a handful of straight pins.
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