I honestly have no idea where this thought came from.

[apocalypsos]

Will they have to juice my snake now if I want to take it on the plane?

Hey, all the masturbation jokes go in the previous post, goofballs. ;P

Comments

[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

*histarical laughter* omg i so can't wait til october to meet you gir

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Someone is awfully chatty tonight.

Is someone avoiding writing a particular something?

Avoiding as hard as I'm avoiding writing my site's webcopy omg?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*shifty eyes*

Maybe a little.

If it makes someone feel any better, someone else just got punished with a frightening close-up of a Rick Santorum election ad on TV. *gags*

[insidian.livejournal.com]

*heave*

How could that make ANYONE feel better?!

Tell that someone I feel for them. A lot.

Also, please tell someone that my favorite campaign commercial game is to mute the teevee and play "I'm Too Sexy" under whatever the ad is. Bonus points if it's an attack ad!

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

I think they milk snakes... which sounds just as dirty.

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

"Miss, we're going to have to milk your snake."
"Not without dinner and a movie first, dammit."

[valarltd.livejournal.com]

*dies of your icon*

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

You win.

[bluesteelstars.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHHAHAHAHHA

*cough wheeze sputter*