Ah, my favorite creative exercise. *snuggles*

[apocalypsos]

Give me a line of dialogue and an everyday object.

I have no idea what the hell I'll do with it, if it'll go towards fanfic or the Books of Boggs or something else, but hopefully this'll work like jumper cables on my brain.

In other news, I downloaded the first three seasons of Penn and Teller's Bullshit. Wheee! I think I love this show, especially the college show, but mostly because I never finished college and my college experience wasn't the best. Mmm-hmm.

Oh, and earlier today:

Me: What are you doing on Friday?
Bryan: SNAKES ON A PLANE
Me: Me, too! I can't wait! It's going to be terrible!
Bryan: Oh, it's going to be absolutely dreadful!

"Absolutely dreadful"? Oh, he has been hanging around me waaaaaay too much. Heh. :)

A few weird facts about me that I've hit upon in the last few days:

1. If you asked me if I knew anybody named "Brian", I would say no. It's like my brain hears the spelling and can't wrap around it.
2. There's only two animals you could never get me to touch - maggots and tapeworms. Don't even ask.
3. The feel of stickers and tape on my skin drives me nuts. And don't even get me started on already used stickers and tape. EW, GROSS.

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[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Line: *said contemptuously* "Well, obviously I didn't know how it was going to smell after a few days, or I never would have shoved it up there."

Object: a slightly bent hula hoop, no longer perfectly round.

[jellicle.livejournal.com]

"What the hell am I supposed to do now?" and handkerchief.

Because it reminds me a song from the 90's that I remember the video clip but can't remember the name.

With Supernatural in mind...

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Why do I have to wear the schoolgirl outfit?

Object being said outfit.

[flossums.livejournal.com]

"I'm desolated to be obliged to contradict you."

Saline solution.

...I don't know if you can do anything with it, but it'd be fun to try.

[conuly]

Did you know that the vast majority of people infected with tapeworms never show symptoms? You could be infected right now and not even know it!

Creepy, right?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

GYAAAAAAAAH. *scrabbles at tummy*

Dude, you have no idea how much tapeworms creep me RIGHT THE FUCK OUT. There was one in a jar in my high school biology class, and while I was perfectly happy to poke at everything else in that room, the tapeworm made me cringe and flail.

[kleenexwoman.livejournal.com]

"Bats and jazz musicians, that's who."

Object: A purple jellybean.

[tully-argyle.livejournal.com]

"I have a real problem with triangles."

a clock

[evanesce.livejournal.com]

"Oh, we don't need a flashlight. (He/She) thinks the sun shines out of (his/her) ass -- just use that."

And, naturally, a flashlight. :)

[cavalaxis]

Dialogue: "It isn't as if he'd know what to do in a situation like that, but I'd like to see him try. And fail. Miserably."

Object: A can of air

[elsewards.livejournal.com]

"Women's Studies? How repulsive. As if women can learn."

A bra.

^^

[katbcoll.livejournal.com]

"It's a lesson in futility. Rather like having your hand fall asleep while you're playing with yourself."
Umm, a knitting needle.

Ohhhh I so wanna hear your take on Snakes on a Plane!
I've had to deal with both maggots and tapeworms (on animals), so those don't squick me so much as cockroaches do. bleah

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

"When I get home, I'll faint."

A tape measure.

[vass]

"I just got icing sugar up my nose!"

calculator

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

"I think I'll rip it up and turn it into a collage."

A college degree.

[vanillafluffy.livejournal.com]

"What in the world is that doing in the refrigerator?"

A yellow rubber ducky.

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

"Oh, and underwear." - seriously somethign taken from a conversation I had not ten minutes ago. and the object is "remote control".

I ...just no. Maggots. Just...NO. I once opened my trashcan outside and maggots fell out. I gagged, jumped back, didn't bothering fixing the lid and ran away. I think I left the garbage in the garage and refused to go near the trash can area.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

One of the grossest movie moments for me ever was The Lost Boys. "You're eating maggots, Michael."

NO, HE'S NOT. SHUT UP, KEIFER SUTHERLAND. *gags just thinking about it*

[squee1123.livejournal.com]

ew. I could have lived without that image...also...I'm not a fan of rice.

Yeah.


You thought about it. I've now ruined rice for you.

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

"I want to blow up a car!" and a can of Crisco.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

"I want to blow up a car!"

*snickers* That's so appropriate for the Books of Boggs, it's scary.

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

*snicker* Three conversations with my best friend from high school:

*phone rings*
"Hello?"
"I want to blow up a car!"

*phone rings*
"Hello?"
"Where can we get a live squid by tomarrow morning?"

*phone rings*
"Yeah?"
"What is Crisco?"

[slashfairy.livejournal.com]

"No, I've never seen that done that way before, either. What do you suppose it feels like?"

A feather.

I know it's two lines, but I had a choice: be grammatical, or get it into one line. Take pity? -begs-

[paradoxymoron.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, so I put some tape on trollprincess's her hands and feet paws and watched the fun."

with said tape.

[heyorion.livejournal.com]

Object: a pair of scissors.
Dialogue: "Dolls really are kind of freaky, huh?"

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

I really don't want to know who you found out those amazing facts about yourself.....

[astrothsknot.livejournal.com]

Object: a bottle of deoderant

Line: I'm telling you, it's broke.

[aillychan.livejournal.com]

Line: "See? You've started your exodus. You've gone north by a couple of hours already. At this rate, you can be in Canada by the time you're thirty."

Object: a Mardi Gras necklace