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[apocalypsos]

1. Two people can overcome hundreds of years of strife and war simply because they share the same hairstylist.

2. You can't possibly expect to pay your electric bill when you buy twenty pairs of leather pants and a dozen leather bustiers.

3. Sunless tanners are our friends. Seriously.

4. American cops in foreign cities are the new pink.

5. Scott Speedman is most attractive when he's wet and confused. Yeah, I don't get it, either.

6. If it rains all the time where you live, it's better to find some mythological creatures and fight them to the death than it is to build a freaking ark and make for the Caribbean.

7. Female vampires are not allowed to comb their hair, because inevitably the male vampires abscond with them in the night for their own personal use.

8. Induction into the werewolf community includes a free leather duster and membership in Fight Club.

9. Don't trust anyone in authority, especially if there's a chance they ate your family.


Also, they played the promo for "Tarzan" before the movie. I love watching that promo for the pretty, pretty underwear model, but what I come out of the promo thinking is that monkeys can not only raise a small human child, but can also teach him tae kwan do and how to smolder sexily.