I was going to wait until the end of the episode, but fuck it.

[apocalypsos]

Jeffrey is a complete and total dicksmack.

Look, I have had my problems with both Angela and Vincent, but Vincent is treating Uli's adorably German mommy with a nice bit of respect and Angela hasn't been a real problem since the dog challenge.

Meanwhile, Jeffrey can fuck off and DIE. Mistreating Angela's cute sweet little mom?

No, really, DIE. I hope she snaps and throws him off the Atlas.

Meanwhile, I'm just waiting for someone to complain that "I'll just throw it on the pile with all the other ones" makes Laura Evil Bitch Expectant Mommy. Dude, my grandmother had seven kids, and she ALWAYS said stuff like that. Didn't mean she didn't love them.

EDIT: Okay, the outfits:

Angela's outfit for Laura's mom -- Meh. I don't think it's completely awful, but it's not as pretty as the others.

Laura's outfit for Jeffrey's mom -- I agree with the judges. It's well-made but it doesn't do a lot to compliment her body.

Jeffrey's outfit for Angela's mom -- Ick. The worst. She's such a sweet cute little woman and it looks so bad. (And you know what? Angela is completely forgiven for everything EVER for telling the judges that she thought Jeff's dress sucked ass.)

Michael's dress for Robert's sister -- My favorite. It was gorgeous, and I would totally wear that.

Robert's outfit for Vincent's sister -- It's the vaguely muu-muu thing he had going on that was bugging me.

Kayne's outfit for Michael's mom -- I had a lot of problems with that scarf thingy.

Vincent's outfit for Uli's mom -- Dude. DUDE. That was my second favorite dress this week. Why can't he behave and design like that every challenge? He was sane AND stylish. Who the hell is this pod person and what did they do with the maniac I've come to know and hate?!

Uli's outfit for Kayne's mom -- I loved the colors and the prints. They looked very nice with her coloring.

OTHER EDIT: That win? I called it as soon as Michael walked off the runway. I just yelped, "Vincent won?!" Because honestly, his was actually good for once. I KNOW! I'm shocked, and yet ... very nice dress. (What the hell is wrong with my icon karma? I finally make a Vincent icon and Robert gets auf'd? Sheesh.)

Yeah, that auf. JESUS. Fucking Jeffrey. Well, now we know who the fucking "villain" is that Heidi and Tim have been mentioning in interviews.

Next week: They design for a jetsetter, but then Tim comes into the workroom and reveals the twist. "Jetsetter"? They're not designing snake outfits, are they?

... okay, I'll shut up now.

Comments

[mayatawi.livejournal.com]

I know! I just wanna grab Angela's mom and SQUEEZE her! Poor dear.

Jeffrey's the kind of ass who can't imagine large woman ever looking sexy, or attractive in any way. And he's totally transferring his issues with Angela to her mom. And he just needs to DIE IN A FIRE.

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Hah. I've been typing up my post as it goes along and I keep calling him a dickass. He's such a dickass. And his dress is awful. And it's all his fault.

[bleedingsand.livejournal.com]

I just kept hoping Jeffery's mom would come over and smack him. Did he forget that he wasn't making the dress for the judges, but for Angela's mother?

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

Let's see, I could kiss Kayne for understanding having trouble finding larger clothing sizes, whereas I want to kick Jeffrey in the head repeatedly. Dear god. His mom seems nice enough, what happened?

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I'm mostly impressed Vincent designed something WEARABLE for once.


But god, Jeffrey is SUCH an ass. "The objective was to make her happy"? WTF? NO IT WASN'T!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Dude, I do not even get it. Vincent's dress was my second-favorite outfit this week after Michael's. And he treated Uli's mom so wonderfully! Did they finally start slipping him his pills or something?

[pescivendolo.livejournal.com]

Dude. Snakeskin outfits for Samuel L. Jackson. Highest rated Project Runway ever. That would be awesome.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

I know! And Michael's was great (and had the belt been tied differently, he may have won), honestly I don't think Uli's was as great as the judges thought, but that's because I'm plus-size and it didn't look any different than all the other shit that's all I can find in my sizes.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

He's a recovering junkie and alcoholic. I know a friend who's going through therapy to get rid of his inner demons and as a result, he turned into a dick. But he's healthy and happier now.

Maybe the same thing happened to Jeffrey when he cleaned up.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe Jeffrey wasn't kicked off for that outfit. It was absolutely horrible and totally unflattering. When Angela's mom walked out, I almost thought she was wearing graduation robes.

And I can't believe 30% voted for his side in the poll. Angela's mom did nothing to him and he was being such a dick!

Vincent was totally nice and likeable and talented in this episode, though. It's like opposite planet.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And I can't believe 30% voted for his side in the poll.

Well, I did my part of Angela's mom, although it was mostly to qualify for a free iPod. Heh.

Vincent was totally nice and likeable and talented in this episode, though. It's like opposite planet.

He was! I was very impressed by him this episode. Where the hell was this guy when Vincent was making basket hats and spaceman dresses for Miss USA?

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

I was so sad when they let Angela walk off because I knew they would never get rid of Jeffrey before Robert. God, the show is going to be so much less enjoyable without him there. I was so surprised by Jeffrey CRYING over Robert leaving, though. And then everyone clapped for him. Aw, woobies.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I was so surprised by Jeffrey CRYING over Robert leaving, though.

The only problem with his crying was that the way he phrased it to his mom made it pretty obvious that he thought Angela should have gotten kicked off instead.

[beanarie.livejournal.com]

Sigh. This is true. I doubt he would've shed a tear if it had been Laura, either.

[scottique.livejournal.com]

Oh my lord, my thoughts exactly.

(So much so that I'm stealing your words and putting them in my LJ. kthx.) :-D

[beanside.livejournal.com]

Oh, god. We actually had to mute the tv. I just couldn't handle watching Jeffrey terrorize the poor woman. It just...bugged me. You don't treat a mom like that.

On the other hand, I came out of this wanting to cuddle the hell out of Kayne. I didn't love the top, but the colors of the scarf were so pretty! And y'know, as someone who's plus sized, it's nice to actually see someone who's lost that much weight and looks good. And I loved him with Michael's mom. Totally sweet, respectful, and he got major points in the makeup/hair dept with the "make sure she has fun" comment. *squeeze*

And Vincent! So much love for the crazy. Also the "they want to dress models, but these are the people who are going to wear your clothes, really" thing made me adore him.

Also, Robert's sister was hot.

[idadebeautreux.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but I still think being a a recovering alcoholic and turning your life around from living on the streets isn't carte blanche to be a quivering poo-filled nutsack.

[thebratqueen.livejournal.com]

I LOVED Laura's "toss it on the pile" comment. Her dry humor cracks me up.

Jeffrey? Ass. You know what especially got to me? When not only was he rude to her mom but he only went one room over with an open door and called her a bitch. Man does he put the ass in class.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

you know what ticked me off about that episode though? When they were picking people. They all picked the skinny ones first. So they all have issues with designing for plus-sized women. Fuckers.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I've already seen somebody on the TWoP boards, that bastion of sanity, hating on Laura for that comment because, "OMG my friend can't conceive and that was rude!" I mean, come on. That is such a mom-of-a-thousand-kids thing to say.

There was also the "What the fuck are you doing to yourself to be that skinny after six kids, woman?!" comments. Uh, with someone who doesn't want to end up in sweatpants and a minivan ... exercise and good eating, maybe? Wild stab in the dark. She certainly doesn't seem the type to even know what a Dorito IS.

The bitchy Laura insults are really starting to piss me off, because with each passing week she's acting more and more like my own mom and grandmother and ... well. Example: Jeffrey.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I had a high school biology teacher who when pregnant looked like someone stuck a beachball down her shirt. Everything else was still thin and since she was a petite woman to begin with (unlike Laura, who is tall) it was pretty unnerving.

Besides... her husband seems like he's pretty loaded for them to be living in Manhattan and with her being an architect, she can afford to get a personal trainer to get her back to her pre-baby weight.

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

No offense, but I would have done the same thing. It's bad enough that you have to create/design a dress in less than a day. It was evil, but smart of Michael, Vincent and Angela to get the thinner ladies.

But back to Kayne and him losing what someone called a "dress size and a half"! I thought that he knew what he was doing and I ended up liking it. So even Mr. Beauty Pageant knows what's up.

I also have a feeling that Chloe from last season would have known what to do with plus sized clothes, as would Jay. And oddly Uncle Nick.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I guess I still had a bad taste in my mouth from Tim(?) calling Alison's model from last week "zaftig." What the holy fuck.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

"quivering poo-filled nutsack"

I like that phrase. May I steal it?

[varity.livejournal.com]

Michael's stuff rocks so hard! I also kinda loved Kayne's outift, really. I was suprised the judges hated it so much. But yeah, Robert's outfit did look rather unflattering...

Aaaw, so cute when Uli and her Mom talked in German and then Heidi did too and it made me squee 'cuz I UNDERSTOOD, heh!

[idadebeautreux.livejournal.com]

Of course!

I would never refuse anything to someone who has such an icon made of pure AWESOME such as you.

[dorei.livejournal.com]

aw thanks! And in return, feel free to gank said icon. :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, compared to the other models she is. I mean, not in an everyday crowd, but in THAT crowd? Yeah, sure.

[girlwiththebook.livejournal.com]

a big problem i had was that jeffrey's mom saw that he was being an ass and didn't say anything to him about it. i don't know any mom that wouldn't call her kids on it if they weren't behaving, no matter how old they are.