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[apocalypsos]

Aw, damn. My computer is about to die swiftly, as keys between F and J do not work anymore. Also, an ability to backspace is beyond me now. I deeply mourn my loss and look forward to payment from temporary employment company to obtain new computer equipment as my weekend draws near.

Fuck, to type in absence of keys between F and J is incredibly difficult. Karma better kiss my ass in well-deserved awe and drop a new computer into my lap, like yesterday.

Maybe loss of keys between F and J subtle clue from computer to refrain from friends list sexfests. Did you dirty people pass on some contraceptive computer virus and infect my most important fuckfest keys? Bastards, all of you.

Comments

[akacat]

Either I'm confused, or you have a laptop. Because otherwise you'd just replace the keyboard, right?

Have you tried prying off the keys and cleaning under them?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yes. Totally sucks is an understatement.

Of course, am only footsteps away from roomie computers, but STILL.

[akacat]

Ack. You have my sincere condolences. And I totally understand the 'but still' feeling.

[bellonagoddess.livejournal.com]

Just to annoy you:

gh gh gh gh gh gh gh gh

*ducks and then runs like the wind*

/troublemaker

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

can't shag without those keys, can you? Shame, isn't it? But nice job of working around it. ;o)
\_/

[azurelunatic]

Hold down the Alt key, and then press numbers on your number pad.

G is alt + 71; H is alt + 72...

...but if you have a laptop, this may not work well.

[feath.livejournal.com]

Holy Galdarn, how can you get anywhere without the letters GH, or those otherwise known as keys between F and J, those lovely H's and G's, just begging to be typed...

Here! *loans several G's and H's.*

I'm just generous that way. =D

(good luck in getting new equipement!)