Oh, right, because it sucks.
Sep. 4th, 2006 05:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosAfter stumbling through the Superman Returns section of the Pit of Voles, I've now got fresh reminders of why I avoid it like the plague. Not that I needed them, but STILL. For example ...
1. The man's name is Richard, not Robert. If you can't bother to get that much right, I can't bother to read it.
2. Richard was not an asshole. I repeat, Richard was not an asshole. He wasn't a drunk, he wasn't abusive, and he sure as hell wasn't presented as the kind of guy who'd respond to being thrown over for Superman by throwing a hissy fit.
3. I highly doubt that Lois and Richard would never bother to tell Jason that he was Superman's son until he was an adult and that he wouldn't have figured it out by then, considering he's a five-year-old who threw a piano at a henchman, his mother has a close relationship with Superman, and he's not missing his brain.
4. Oh, my God, the SUES. They're everywhere. Girlfriends who weren't there before, sisters who didn't exist, nieces who make me want to rip my own eyeballs out. *gags*
Heh. Sarah from SPN is on the CSI rerun I'm watching now complaining that all the guys she likes are jerks or leave or get killed. *snerk*
1. The man's name is Richard, not Robert. If you can't bother to get that much right, I can't bother to read it.
2. Richard was not an asshole. I repeat, Richard was not an asshole. He wasn't a drunk, he wasn't abusive, and he sure as hell wasn't presented as the kind of guy who'd respond to being thrown over for Superman by throwing a hissy fit.
3. I highly doubt that Lois and Richard would never bother to tell Jason that he was Superman's son until he was an adult and that he wouldn't have figured it out by then, considering he's a five-year-old who threw a piano at a henchman, his mother has a close relationship with Superman, and he's not missing his brain.
4. Oh, my God, the SUES. They're everywhere. Girlfriends who weren't there before, sisters who didn't exist, nieces who make me want to rip my own eyeballs out. *gags*
Heh. Sarah from SPN is on the CSI rerun I'm watching now complaining that all the guys she likes are jerks or leave or get killed. *snerk*
