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[apocalypsos]

I'm driving home from Panera on the barely-traveled highway between here and there, and this guy tries to pass me. Huge-ass truck, raised off the axles, pounding gangsta rap, and just for added effect, a pair of plastic testicles hanging from the boat hitch on the back bumper.

So I did what any red-blooded pretty girl in a pink shirt and a crappy five-hundred-dollar car playing awful pop music as loud as possible could do and passed his ass. Heh.

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Also ...

Me: Look what I got! *shows off SPN DVD set*
Dad: I've never heard of it.
Me: It's my favorite show!
Dad: *stares* That guy on the left looks like Clint Howard.
Me: *bwuh?* You think Jared Padalecki looks like Clint Howard?
Dad: ... well, when he was younger.

Um, I think my father has a problem with his brain not working.

Comments

[imperfect_tense]

I shouldn't wonder if that was my ex-boyfriend. ;)

[kindyll.livejournal.com]

yay for passing the small-penis truck!

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Once near an Army base I saw a huge pickup with Ranger and marine stickers that had BRASS balls on the hitch. God.

[chichiri-no-da.livejournal.com]

Dad: *stares* That guy on the left looks like Clint Howard.
Me: *bwuh?* You think Jared Padalecki looks like Clint Howard?

WHAT?! *expires*

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Good for you! Cars with balls look incredibly stupid.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Amen. Guys like that need the kick in the pride being paced by a rustbucket will give to them. ;)

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

And proportionally, they're such little balls.

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

Yes, they do. Although I think my truck got its feelings hurt when I removed them from the stupid trailer hitch thing after I got it (used truck...). That's when the AC quit working.

Poor neutered truck.

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

But that's how you keep them from spraying!

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

But... it still drips oil. Or is spraying when the exhaust pipe drips?

[kkglinka.livejournal.com]

Sadly, if you wait too long to fix your truck, the behavior may persist after it develops.

[xianghua.livejournal.com]

It's 8, and it was 7 when it got fixed. That's probably too old. :P

[audrey1nd.livejournal.com]

None of my friends watch it, or at least, not on a regular basis. And yeah, my parents are the same way. My mom compared Brokeback Mountain to Easy Rider.

[prodigal7512.livejournal.com]

Oh sweet God do I hate those trailer-hitch balls. Once when I was driving back to school (A 2 1/2 hour trip) this guy with a pair of those hanging from his truck (It's inevitably a truck isn't it?) kept passing me and then pulling right in front of me! Everytime I passed him, he sped up to get back in front of me 5 minutes later.

GAH!

[jfc013.livejournal.com]

Comparing THAT CUTIE to the ugliest man on earth? That's just crude!

[tully-argyle.livejournal.com]

Ah, plastic testicles, on public display.
Because his own are no doubt inadequate.
Or possibly, absent.

I pass lots of people whose cars pound out different varieties of music at ear-bleeding decibels. It is only the gansta-rap ones that really make me grind my teeth.