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apocalypsosIdiot #1: You must be three brain cells short of a skull with an audible echo if you think you can post a story to a critique list and immediately have a crowd of worshippers kiss your ass and tell you how wonderful you are. It doesn't work that way, it comes off so arrogant I find myself wondering how great your posture must be with that stick jammed up your butt, and if you whined any louder, the International Cheese Council would have to give you a lifetime's supply of cheddar simply out of principle. There are times when being like Anne Rice wouldn't be a bad thing -- access to her bank account comes to mind -- but this isn't one of her more lovable traits. You want to get published? Learn to deal.
Idiot #2: Don't snit around the place because I didn't do the job you've been doing for the past week because I told you I didn't know how. You doing it for me for four days while I'm not even in the room does not show me how to do the job, does it? You want me to do it? Fine. Tell me to do it, then show me how. See? Easy. Sheesh.
Idiot #3: I am a temp. I do not know why your package wasn't delivered like it normally is. Maybe it's your charming personality rubbing off on your shipment.
Idiot #2: Don't snit around the place because I didn't do the job you've been doing for the past week because I told you I didn't know how. You doing it for me for four days while I'm not even in the room does not show me how to do the job, does it? You want me to do it? Fine. Tell me to do it, then show me how. See? Easy. Sheesh.
Idiot #3: I am a temp. I do not know why your package wasn't delivered like it normally is. Maybe it's your charming personality rubbing off on your shipment.
