I was mostly shocked he knew the word "ironic".

[apocalypsos]

My brother: "I saw a Ford Focus in a ditch the other day, which is ironic because he obviously wasn't focused."

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[squee1123.livejournal.com]

i want a brother like yours.

[paddle-slut.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[caudelac.livejournal.com]

I drive a ford focus.

I also have ADHD.

:D

[aerwynblue.livejournal.com]

I drive a Chevy Malibu
-but my name's not Barbie

[risen-daemon.livejournal.com]

That's all like Dane Cook's routine: "Today one of my dreams came true. I saw a man get hit by a car.... It was a Dodge, btw. That was kind of ironic."

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

You are so lucky I wasn't drinking anything when I read that, or you'll be owing me a new laptop.