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Oct. 18th, 2003 03:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosEeeeee! I so have to get this movie before Christmas comes. This trumps "It's a Wonderful Live" in my house, and I'm talking even after twenty hours worth of Ralphie on TNT.
You know, one day I'm going to meet a nice young man and bring him home to meet my parents for Christmas, and he's going to be under the impression we're a nice normal family right up to the point where Scut Farkus goes after Ralphie in the alley and my entire family pops out of bedroom, basement, and bathroom like a Broadway musical chorus to scream, "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense," at the screen.
See, you think I'm kidding. It's kind of like a showing of Rocky Horror if the audience suddenly realized they didn't look all that good in their underpants and it would probably be a better idea to interact with a movie that required them to wear bulky sweaters and long johns.
You know, one day I'm going to meet a nice young man and bring him home to meet my parents for Christmas, and he's going to be under the impression we're a nice normal family right up to the point where Scut Farkus goes after Ralphie in the alley and my entire family pops out of bedroom, basement, and bathroom like a Broadway musical chorus to scream, "Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense," at the screen.
See, you think I'm kidding. It's kind of like a showing of Rocky Horror if the audience suddenly realized they didn't look all that good in their underpants and it would probably be a better idea to interact with a movie that required them to wear bulky sweaters and long johns.
