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Hey, guess what? I've got a flamer!

*dies laughing*

Apparently, someone takes offense with the Gidget thing in my journal name. Whoever it is keeps responding to my posts with flame-appropriate crappy grammar usage and repeated whines that Gidget wouldn't be anti-Bush, pro-gay marriage, or curse like a Quentin Tarantino character banging his knee off the coffee table.

Dude, I've been saying that for months, but does anybody listen to me? Noooooo.

And why do you keep saying it like I'm supposed to care? My journal, my business. If I want to name it "Jennifer's Wacky Mass Underage Monkey Orgy", the closest thing you're going to get to constructive input on the subject is asking whether or not it counts if you bring two orangutans who just turned eighteen to the party. (The answer, by the way, is a resounding no. Unless, of course, they're dating twelve-year-old Capuchins, in which case you should make sure they bring their girlfriends.)

*user immediately grabs the first guy she can find on her friends list, christens him Moondoggie, and gleefully shags the son of a bitch while singing "Good Vibrations" as seductively as humanly possible*

Date: 2003-10-18 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com
Can I come on the Surfin' Safari with you? Please please please? I have a sock monkey?

Date: 2003-10-18 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
Sold! (As long as you'll sign an affidavit stating that he is absolutely, positively 100% jailbait.)

Date: 2003-10-18 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com
totally, er, fer sure, er... I am really not so good at the surfer speak.

But yeah, the sock monkey is certainly underage.

we'll get the woody fueled and meet ya at the corner to leave for the beach!

Date: 2003-10-18 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salilus.livejournal.com
LOL

I'm tempted to take the friends only tag off my journal just because this never happens to me.

I'm so jealous!

hey . . .

Date: 2003-10-18 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tree220.livejournal.com
why don't you rename your friends list Moondoggie and shag away.

share the love!!!!

Date: 2003-10-18 07:12 pm (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
Oooh! Linkage? *must* *mock*

Date: 2003-10-19 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
This was posted as a response to those quotes on love and marriage I put up a few days ago. Actually, right above it in the original thread is a "You're not worthy!" snit.

Sheesh, it's Gidget.

Date: 2003-10-19 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Aww, flamers are so cute. You just wanna give 'em a cookie and pat them on the head.

Date: 2003-10-19 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomfrog.livejournal.com
Aww, a flamer.

Love your icon, by the way.

Date: 2003-10-22 09:50 pm (UTC)
azurelunatic: Vivid pink Alaskan wild rose. (Default)
From: [personal profile] azurelunatic
And the SPELLING.

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