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Hey, guess what? I've got a flamer!

*dies laughing*

Apparently, someone takes offense with the Gidget thing in my journal name. Whoever it is keeps responding to my posts with flame-appropriate crappy grammar usage and repeated whines that Gidget wouldn't be anti-Bush, pro-gay marriage, or curse like a Quentin Tarantino character banging his knee off the coffee table.

Dude, I've been saying that for months, but does anybody listen to me? Noooooo.

And why do you keep saying it like I'm supposed to care? My journal, my business. If I want to name it "Jennifer's Wacky Mass Underage Monkey Orgy", the closest thing you're going to get to constructive input on the subject is asking whether or not it counts if you bring two orangutans who just turned eighteen to the party. (The answer, by the way, is a resounding no. Unless, of course, they're dating twelve-year-old Capuchins, in which case you should make sure they bring their girlfriends.)

*user immediately grabs the first guy she can find on her friends list, christens him Moondoggie, and gleefully shags the son of a bitch while singing "Good Vibrations" as seductively as humanly possible*

Date: 2003-10-19 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lots42.livejournal.com
Aww, flamers are so cute. You just wanna give 'em a cookie and pat them on the head.

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