Since I didn't get a lot of responses last time ...

[apocalypsos]

... and I'd like a longer list to work from:

Give me an everyday object and a line of dialogue, and I'll try to work it into my NaNo novel.

The Discovery Channel is examining the Lizzie Borden murders. Awesome. :)

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[slodwick.livejournal.com]

A can of peas.

"I don't think that's how the lottery works."

[seferin.livejournal.com]

A shotgun, with the line, "No, you can't ask Mr. Winchester to deal with the entitlement bitches."

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Wow. I didn't think pizza *could* be inappropriate.

[yueni]

An empty Coke can. (As in Coca-cola can)

"And this is what you get when you don't drink Pepsi!"

[inimicallyyours.livejournal.com]

Stapler.

"[God], you are annoying!"

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

Your object: a green magic marker.

Your line of dialogue: "But why, exactly, is it on a plinth?"

[valerie]

Object: A half-full demitasse.

Dialogue: "I fail to see how you got fact out of opinion."

[kimonkey7.livejournal.com]

A Hello Kitty coin purse.

"So you're saying it ISN'T from showering at the gym."

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

Pen, and "You don't get to say that, you don't ever get to say that."

[creatorschilde.livejournal.com]

wasnt that a line from Grey's Anatomy?

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

I don't honestly know: I haven't watch GA, exept for 5 minutes of the pilot.

Actually, that line is something I say a lot, ersonally. (But if you are worried about the line, you don't have to use it.)

[elessar.livejournal.com]

A Burger King crown.

"Who's your daddy now, bitch?"

[drewbeartx.livejournal.com]

burned out light bulb

"One of these days I'm going to find you cuddling a computer as it plays Thus Sprach Zarathustra."

[akamarykate.livejournal.com]

a sand pail

"There are whole ecosystems growing between your toes!"

[kc-rumors.livejournal.com]

A 100-sided dice.

"Booyah bitches."

[dragonsinger.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...a line of dialogue.

"And what are supposed to do with gloves and an apron?"

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

An umbrella

"Don't jump in puddles, there are MONSTERS!"

:D

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

"These pretzels are making me thirsty!"

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

a corkscrew

"It was about as exciting as watching the long duree from my hovel."

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Object: A bottle of prenatal vitamins.

Dialogue: "We're champions, like Freddie Mercury sang about."

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

"I know it's a Twinkie... now why is it glowing?"

[troubleinchina.livejournal.com]

Object: a laptop computer.

Line of dialog: "Did I shave my legs for this?"

[opportunemoment.livejournal.com]

Object: A piano - preferably a rosewood piano.

Dialogue: 'Behold!'

[raisedbymoogles.livejournal.com]

Ooh ooh, a fun game! :D

Your object: a motivational poster. Preferably on fire.

Your line: "I've had enough. I'm going home to look at pictures of kittens."

[saturnalia.livejournal.com]

Object: A spatula.

Dialogue: "Dude, I don't care how much they're paying us, I am NOT gonna be the one wearing the skirt."

[elbiesee.livejournal.com]

Object: a goodie bag from a six-year-old girl's birthday party. (Let me know if you need ideas for the stuff inside.)

Dialogue: "Get your horse out of the kitchen!" (Interpret any way you'd like.)

[snowpiratess.livejournal.com]

A broken toaster.

"There is a time and a place for lectures on drainage systems, but this is not it."


PS I'm currently downloading Heroes and Supernatural, and it's all your fault! (...Thank you)

[anenko.livejournal.com]

A notebook; "no, it's *erotic* fiction."

[foxxydancr.livejournal.com]

The object: A Bundt Cake

The line: But isn't that what the Internet is FOR, anyway?

[heyorion.livejournal.com]

A bottle of contact lens fluid.
"I don't think I want to call my aloe vera plant Anouk."

[aillychan.livejournal.com]

-a knitting needle
-"And wouldn't that be awkward."

[secretbutterfly.livejournal.com]

an empty box of krispy kremes. (i looked in my trash can, sue me...)
annnd uh...dialogue...."Hey man, life is way more fun when you're easily amused so you may as well get used to the simple things, ok?"
...feel free not to use that since it doesnt make much sense even to me...lol

[shotofjack.livejournal.com]

A can of beer. "Sex first - beer later"

[scottique.livejournal.com]

A disposable camera.

"'If I thought that you could see me, I'd be too anxious to perform.'"


Fair warning: this is from My Human Interactions by Harvey Danger. However, it's an unreleased song and nobody'll ever recognize it except Harvey Danger fanatics. But in case you're concerned about plaigarizing single brilliant lines from obscure songs, now you know.

[diannelamerc.livejournal.com]

toenail clippers

"The chinchilla on her head looked perturbed."