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apocalypsosDear fanfic-writing part of my brain,
What? What exactly do you want from me? Because apparently having story ideas up the wazoo is not really helping, just like spending some time goofing off and being silly in NaNoWriMo Headquarters (previously known as the Grand Ballroom) last night didn't appear to help. Neither did buying a crapload of candy that's really just sugar in disguise, and neither did skimming the list of the requested fandoms for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
yuletide and allowing myself to be alternately excited and terrified. (Six hundred and fifty people have signed up and there's still three more days to go. Damn.)
So why won't you let me write?
WHY?!
Really. The truth, now.
Would you like me to throw a sacrificial virgin into you? Because let me tell you, sweetie, you're inside the only virgin I know and frankly I'm not interested in being used in a sacrifice. So there.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Please to be thinking up more smut. I'd poke the part of you that comes up with that sort of offensive rubbish with a sharp stick to get it moving, but I know what kind of smut you like to dream up and I'm rather uneasy about what I might end up poking.
P.P.S. It's a good thing you don't know SGA, brain, because last night I was looking at this icon and thinking that somebody should write a story where Rodney McKay signs up for NaNo and wins within a week but proceeds to write the kind of details-heavy two-thousand-page debacle only seen before in Wonder Boys. (Really, why are there not more stories with characters taking on NaNo? Come on, fandom, you're killing me here.)
What? What exactly do you want from me? Because apparently having story ideas up the wazoo is not really helping, just like spending some time goofing off and being silly in NaNoWriMo Headquarters (previously known as the Grand Ballroom) last night didn't appear to help. Neither did buying a crapload of candy that's really just sugar in disguise, and neither did skimming the list of the requested fandoms for
yuletide and allowing myself to be alternately excited and terrified. (Six hundred and fifty people have signed up and there's still three more days to go. Damn.)So why won't you let me write?
WHY?!
Really. The truth, now.
Would you like me to throw a sacrificial virgin into you? Because let me tell you, sweetie, you're inside the only virgin I know and frankly I'm not interested in being used in a sacrifice. So there.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. Please to be thinking up more smut. I'd poke the part of you that comes up with that sort of offensive rubbish with a sharp stick to get it moving, but I know what kind of smut you like to dream up and I'm rather uneasy about what I might end up poking.
P.P.S. It's a good thing you don't know SGA, brain, because last night I was looking at this icon and thinking that somebody should write a story where Rodney McKay signs up for NaNo and wins within a week but proceeds to write the kind of details-heavy two-thousand-page debacle only seen before in Wonder Boys. (Really, why are there not more stories with characters taking on NaNo? Come on, fandom, you're killing me here.)
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Date: 2006-10-30 08:08 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHA. That would be awesome. I'm sure someone will write it. :)
And you're totally right, there should be a fandom NaNo community for stories like that.
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Date: 2006-10-30 09:48 pm (UTC)I dare you.
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Date: 2006-10-31 12:17 am (UTC)*facepalm*
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Date: 2006-10-31 01:28 am (UTC)I dare you to win the lottery and split it with me.
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