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apocalypsosI love this election! Let's do it all over again, except with roller coaster rides into the voting booths and free manwhores for everybody who votes!
On the other hand, there's already some Republicans saying, "Well, the nuclear attack from the terrorists should be coming any minute now" and one of my best friends on work blamed 9/11 on Clinton's blow job last night and I was too sick to say anything other than, "Bwuh?!" *sigh*
Apparently there's video circulating online of Kevin Federline getting a text message that he's getting divorced while filming a TV show. Oh, my God, that's awesome. I'm going to miss that marriage if only because watching the two of them be matrimonial cam whores is far more amusing than it should be.
So my mom called about the cat, and it turns out that he's leaving the vets today and they ended up taking out all but three of his teeth. The vet said they all just kept breaking off when he touched them and he had to extract them from the root and OUCH. Then the vet and my mom made jokes about which local hick town having three teeth gave him honorary citizenship in. Heh.
I want to work on The Sorcerers of Scranton but I can't. I want to work on the fic I started yesterday, but I can't. Damn it, I'm getting all kinds of other stuff I want this week like Santorum in the unemployment line. Why can't I stay home and write all the time, too? *grumbles*
On the other hand, there's already some Republicans saying, "Well, the nuclear attack from the terrorists should be coming any minute now" and one of my best friends on work blamed 9/11 on Clinton's blow job last night and I was too sick to say anything other than, "Bwuh?!" *sigh*
Apparently there's video circulating online of Kevin Federline getting a text message that he's getting divorced while filming a TV show. Oh, my God, that's awesome. I'm going to miss that marriage if only because watching the two of them be matrimonial cam whores is far more amusing than it should be.
So my mom called about the cat, and it turns out that he's leaving the vets today and they ended up taking out all but three of his teeth. The vet said they all just kept breaking off when he touched them and he had to extract them from the root and OUCH. Then the vet and my mom made jokes about which local hick town having three teeth gave him honorary citizenship in. Heh.
I want to work on The Sorcerers of Scranton but I can't. I want to work on the fic I started yesterday, but I can't. Damn it, I'm getting all kinds of other stuff I want this week like Santorum in the unemployment line. Why can't I stay home and write all the time, too? *grumbles*
