Hey, I know this dance, but I only do it for ponies and candy and cupcakes.

[apocalypsos]

I love this election! Let's do it all over again, except with roller coaster rides into the voting booths and free manwhores for everybody who votes!

On the other hand, there's already some Republicans saying, "Well, the nuclear attack from the terrorists should be coming any minute now" and one of my best friends on work blamed 9/11 on Clinton's blow job last night and I was too sick to say anything other than, "Bwuh?!" *sigh*

Apparently there's video circulating online of Kevin Federline getting a text message that he's getting divorced while filming a TV show. Oh, my God, that's awesome. I'm going to miss that marriage if only because watching the two of them be matrimonial cam whores is far more amusing than it should be.

So my mom called about the cat, and it turns out that he's leaving the vets today and they ended up taking out all but three of his teeth. The vet said they all just kept breaking off when he touched them and he had to extract them from the root and OUCH. Then the vet and my mom made jokes about which local hick town having three teeth gave him honorary citizenship in. Heh.

I want to work on The Sorcerers of Scranton but I can't. I want to work on the fic I started yesterday, but I can't. Damn it, I'm getting all kinds of other stuff I want this week like Santorum in the unemployment line. Why can't I stay home and write all the time, too? *grumbles*

Comments

[channonyarrow.livejournal.com]

So basically the Republicans are going to continue to look increasingly stupid when that nuclear attack doesn't happen is what you're saying. I'm all for that.

I speak English real good!

[lattara.livejournal.com]

Santorum? The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex?

(Thank you, Dan Savage!)

Re: I speak English real good!

[lovedbythesun.livejournal.com]

I just spit perfectly good Dr. Pepper at my laptop screen.

Re: I speak English real good!

[lattara.livejournal.com]

What did you have and go do that for?

I was just sayin'.

[wer-bin-ich.livejournal.com]

Hahaha I saw that clip of him getting the text message. I also just watched a clip from the View that aired this morning. Rosie announced the split at the beginning of the show, the audience cheered and they dropped confetti from the ceiling. Full of awesome.

Re: Election
I woke up this morning to check the results (damn time difference), and it was like Christmas morning! Goddamn, I am happy. Even more so now that Rumsfeld is gone! :D

[geordieboy56.livejournal.com]

here's a clip from youtube of him getting the text message

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkq0w6ua_Sg

[newredshoes]

I would click the link, but your icon is too engrossing for words.

[strippedpink.livejournal.com]

I thought that said The Sorcerers of Scrotum and was about to build an alter in my closet to worship you...more. Heh.

As for the Kevin thing. I NEED TO SEE THAT LIKE TWO YEARS AGO.

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Apparently there's video circulating online of Kevin Federline getting a text message that he's getting divorced while filming a TV show.


This is totally the best gif ever. And so appropriate.

[penmage.livejournal.com]

Re: your cat. When I was volunteering at a vet's office a bunch of years ago, they finally trusted me enough to do a cat dentistry by myself. It's not so hard - you take this pick that also sprays out water and go through the cat's teeth (after propping his mouth open, duh) getting off all the crap that's accumulated there. I'd watched it a million times, no problem.

Within the first five minutes of my dentistry, I had dislodged the poor cats major tooth (do they call them canines when they're felines? I forget.) I totally panicked, but the vet tech later explained (after I was sure I was going to be booted out of there so fast) that it wasn't my fault, the cat just had bad teeth.

It was pretty traumatising, though.

[moire2.livejournal.com]

...one of my best friends on work blamed 9/11 on Clinton's blow job last night and I was too sick to say anything other than, "Bwuh?!" *sigh*

That statement makes my head hurt. Hope you feel better!

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Does the cat have an actual disease the made his teeth that fragile? He's not a very old cat, he's kinda young, no? The same thing happened to my cat, but he was fairly elderly and it was not unexpected.

[shotofjack.livejournal.com]

Oh - this election has made me happier than I have been in 12 years. I know something will happen to upset me politically soon (probably tomorrow) but I am so freakishly overjoyed today that there are no words. I am so high off adrenaline that I think I did take that roller coaster ride out of the voting booth.

As to the Reps - they should try not to be sore losers although the poor babies don't have much practice at losing lately so they'll have to learn, I guess.

*hugs* *waves flag so happily & prettily*

[kindyll.livejournal.com]

I would like to know what you end up feeding the cat now that he's only got 3 teeth.
I have a 16 year old siamese who got 5 teeth pulled out the last time she was at the vet. much sympathy.

[ciara-belle.livejournal.com]

I was literally dancing around my room while Santorum was making his concession speech.

And now I need to see the video of Federline, because that is all kinds of hilarious.

[dargie.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of really paranoid people out there. I read a rant yesterday about how the "traitor Dems" have finally ensured that we'll be reading the Koran and wearing burkas before much longer. Where do these people get their ideas?? Even someone who should know better said to me: "But if we leave Iraq, they'll try to take over the United States!" I told her that they said that about the Communists in Vietnam, too, but it's been more than a quarter of a century since we pulled out and we're still here but Communists are getting pretty thin on the ground.

Why the Republican party should be committed...

[havenward.livejournal.com]

About a week before the elections I saw a commercial on some cabel channel or another (I'd like to say it was Fox News but I honestly don't remember) where they basically said that if the Democrats took Congress then terrorists would be allowed back into our nation and they would blow us all up all over again. That voting Democrat was a vote for the end of national security all together. My roommate and I sort of sat there and stared in shock at the sheer absurdity of such a statement. And here I thought the whole "The only reason why any one is hearing about the pedopheliac representative is to ruin the election!" argument was bad...

On a much more amusing note, I caught Colbert Report on the night of the elections, and I believe he said something like every person he'd had on the show as a part of his pre-election get-to-know gig had gotten elected, and he preceeded to show clips of a DC rep saying she didn't recommend going on Colbert Report..... It was a really funny show in general, and is much more amusing watching it than hearing me describe it...