Tonight's tidbit of morbid amusement.

[apocalypsos]

The crazy woman from work? Yeah, she won't be coming to work anymore.

Why not? Because she got arrested in a massive local drug ring bust this weekend for being a heroin dealer.

Wow, I feel a HELL of a lot better about hating her guts now.

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[insidian.livejournal.com]

That? Is 189% awesome.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Isn't it the BEST?! I've only ever complained about working with one person there, and I was starting to feel guilty about it. Not anymore!

\o/

I swear I'm answering that email tonight. I just keep falling asleep everytime I sit down in my computer chair. *headsmack*

[rani23.livejournal.com]

I think this calls for a bit of schaudenfraude. :)

[nycdeb.livejournal.com]

wow! that's a stunning STUNNING twist!

See, you knew there was something not right about her. Kudos for you! Now, go spot some more wrong'uns!

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

...

WOW.

[aerwynblue.livejournal.com]

-snerk-
Did you get to see her do the perp walk?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*snickers* Unfortunately not, since we haven't had work since Monday night. But our first night back at work on Saturday should be really interesting. ;)

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Now this makes me re-consider some of the more insane managers I have had. Maybe it wasn't a nueral problem that made my theatre boss blank out once in a while. Probably meth.

[strix-an-stones.livejournal.com]

Holy SHIT!!! This is way too cool for words!

[velocityboy.livejournal.com]

Too bad you can't act as a character witness in her trial.

Defense attorney: You worked with EvilBitch, could you kindly tell the court a little about her as a co-worker?

TP: Well, for starters, she always stunk. Smelled real bad. But the crazy thing is, she'd come up to us and accuse us of stinking. I'd often wondered if she was just insane, but I suppose since we're here today, it might just have been her lifestyle...

Defense: Um, err, I meant, was she a nice lady? Did you enjoy working beside her?

TP: Actually, no. In fact, had you not brought her in here to try her for her crimes, I might be the one hiring you when I killed her using only my fingernails and a dirty look...

Defense: We rest, Your Honor.

[xturtle.livejournal.com]

Schadenfreude pie?

[prettiekittie.livejournal.com]

This is great!


I'm going to share with my friends.

[azurelunatic]

I made some in honor of my least-favorite phone goon getting knocked up by my least-favorite supervisor. (According to the rumor mill.) Because they deserve each other. And we deserve PIE.

And this lady makes EVERYONE deserve pie.

[rose-in-texas.livejournal.com]

Heh. I mean, huh. That's interesting.

[ladynaberrie.livejournal.com]

Sweet.

[chandri.livejournal.com]

So you've discovered you have psychic powers appropriate to fighting crime! What are you going to do now? *sticks microphone in your face*

[phoebesmum.livejournal.com]

Validation is always so satisfying.

[rowanberries.livejournal.com]

*Cracks up*

Well, you know your instincts are apparently spot on...

[sabotabby]

This makes me bizarrely happy considering that I don't know her.

[random-serious.livejournal.com]

Damn, this is the problem reading the flist backwards... Now I know what went down.