Last night at work ...
Dec. 21st, 2006 08:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosThe coach, seeing me walk away from my machine ten minutes before break --
Coach: Where do you think you're going?
Me: To the bathroom.
Coach: *grumbles*
(Five minutes later, when I come back with a bag of chips in my hand)
Coach: So now there's a vending machine in the bathroom?
Me: No, I peed in the break room.
Other Coach: *chokegiggles*
And later, my friend Dwayne talking about The Christmas Shoes --
Dwayne: How bad was that freaking movie? "Oh, my mom is going to walk with Jesus, so I have to buy her some new shoes!" And did you know they're making a sequel?
Me: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Dwayne: Yeah, it's probably something like "The Christmas Gloves." The dad dies of frostbite digging her grave.
Coach: Where do you think you're going?
Me: To the bathroom.
Coach: *grumbles*
(Five minutes later, when I come back with a bag of chips in my hand)
Coach: So now there's a vending machine in the bathroom?
Me: No, I peed in the break room.
Other Coach: *chokegiggles*
And later, my friend Dwayne talking about The Christmas Shoes --
Dwayne: How bad was that freaking movie? "Oh, my mom is going to walk with Jesus, so I have to buy her some new shoes!" And did you know they're making a sequel?
Me: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
Dwayne: Yeah, it's probably something like "The Christmas Gloves." The dad dies of frostbite digging her grave.
