Why make resolutions?
Jan. 1st, 2007 09:38 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosGod knows you dangle a shiny object in front of my face and I go bounding off in another direction like a three-year-old.
But I can always make wishes for the rest of the year, right?
1. Can I get laid this year already? Come on, man.
2. In the same vein, I wouldn't mind getting knocked up this year.
3. I want to be able to walk into a Borders and see a book with my name on the front of it on a shelf. Or at least get started on the process towards having that happen.
4. Considering how likely the rest of those are? How about world peace and the ability to bend time and space?
5. And also, a puppy.
EDIT: Also ... OMG SOMEBODY GET MY FREAKIN' ZEN TO WORK. *headdesk times a million*
But I can always make wishes for the rest of the year, right?
1. Can I get laid this year already? Come on, man.
2. In the same vein, I wouldn't mind getting knocked up this year.
3. I want to be able to walk into a Borders and see a book with my name on the front of it on a shelf. Or at least get started on the process towards having that happen.
4. Considering how likely the rest of those are? How about world peace and the ability to bend time and space?
5. And also, a puppy.
EDIT: Also ... OMG SOMEBODY GET MY FREAKIN' ZEN TO WORK. *headdesk times a million*
