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apocalypsosI completely forgot my mom said this.
Telemarketer: What are you doing to combat the high cost of heating bills?
My mother: I set my kids on fire.
See, there's a reason I'm like this. :)
Okay, off to bed with me.
Telemarketer: What are you doing to combat the high cost of heating bills?
My mother: I set my kids on fire.
See, there's a reason I'm like this. :)
Okay, off to bed with me.
